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DiveTwin
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Sep 4 2008, 2:27pm
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Top Ten Complaints Of Gandalf
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Found this article on the internet that helps to inject some LOTR-related humor while we wait for more news on "The Hobbit". Enjoy!
The Top Ten Complaints of Gandalf!
10. All the merchandising royalties are going to that McKellen schmuck.
9. His first wife left him for Saruman.
8. There is a little known fact about hobbits: they bathe less than the French.
7. Everyone left him to clean up the Ent-droppings from Orthanc.
6. It is practically impossible to stay white while slaughtering 10,000 Uruk-Hai Orcs.
5. He gets late-night crank phone calls from someone who sounds suspiciously like George Lucas.
4. Certain hobbits insist on being referred to as “vertically challenged”.
3. Rednecks often yell, “Go back to California, ya long-haired hippie!”
2. Every time Pippin gets drunk he wonders if he isn’t an elf trapped in a hobbit’s body.
1. He was only dead for half a movie, and Aragorn already sold his stereo.
http://blog.wired.com/...top-ten-complai.html
"Do not come between the Nazgul and his prey"
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grammaboodawg
Immortal
Sep 4 2008, 4:40pm
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*snert* How 'bout some of the others'?
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Complaints of Pippin's
No one ever told him what was going on.
If he walked in front of Merry, he got lost.
Couldn't understand why "Fool Of" had suddenly become his first name.
Complaints of Merry
Everyone expects him to arrange everything.
Why did Pippin get lost all the time?
Complaints of Sam
None. He's home and happy.
"Barney Snow was here." ~Hug like a hobbit!~ "In my heaven..."
I really need these new films to take me back to, and not re-introduce me to, that magical world.
TORn's Observations Lists
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RosieLass
Valinor
Sep 4 2008, 4:54pm
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That's what the Tide to Go pen in for!
"Rabbit's clever," said Pooh thoughtfully.
"Yes," said Piglet, "Rabbit's clever."
"And he has Brains."
"Yes," said Piglet, "Rabbit has Brains."
There was a long silence.
"I suppose," said Pooh, "that that's why he never understands anything."
- A. A. Milne
http://mallika.vox.com/
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Peredhil lover
Valinor
Sep 4 2008, 5:02pm
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there's an 'anti-dirt spell' on his clothes 
I do not suffer from LotR obsession - I enjoy every minute of it.
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Kyriel
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Sep 4 2008, 9:56pm
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Those left standing will make millions writing books on the way it should have been. --Incubus
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Miret
Rivendell
Sep 5 2008, 11:16am
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Pine cones? Acorns? Only the shadow knows.
Meddle not in the affair of cats, for they are easily irritated and will pee on your keyboard
 Decaf, anyone?
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debo
Rohan
Sep 6 2008, 10:31am
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11/ No Frequent- Rider Miles available on this horse!
Frodo; "What I chiefly need now is courage . . ."
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