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Finding Frodo
Tol Eressea
Mar 26 2007, 2:23am
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FIGWIT vs TIGWIT
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This challenge was suggested by Loresilme, who pointed out a new character in this post
http://newboards.theonering.net/...=forum_view_expanded;
So, in a battle between Figwit and the guy next to Theoden (who shall hereafter be referred to as Tigwit), who would win? Or whom?
Where's Frodo?
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diedye
Grey Havens
Mar 26 2007, 2:40am
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... he's got a legion of fangirls to back him up.
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Loresilme
Valinor
Mar 26 2007, 10:04pm
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The battle begins when Tigwit wanders off set on Eomer's horse and into the Elven wood. Being a rider of Rohan who's never seen an Elf, Tigwit cowers in terror after being blinded by the twin effects of Figwit's shining hair and his smoldering "Council of Elrond" Elven eyes. However, Tigwit rallies quickly. Yelling "Forth Eorlingas!" he startles the Elven heck out of Figwit and uses his horse to chase Figwit across the plains and into the Elven wood, whereupon legions of Figwit fangirls jump up and begin pummeling Tigwit mercilessly. Figwit takes pity upon Tigwit, beseeching his fangirls to stop and causing them to swoon by the twin effects of swooshing his shining hair across his shoulders in slow motion and casting his soulful "My lady, my lady" Elven eyes upon them. Tigwit, being a lowdown dirty Rohan kind of guy, takes this opportunity to bat Figwit in the head with his own bottle of Breck Brunette, then solidifies his victory by capturing Figwit's Elven hairstylist, who didn't really want to go to Valinor anyway. Together they go back to Rohan where they open a trendy hair salon and make a fortune selling Rohan Blonde in a Bottle, with many clients among the nouveau riche from all the most exclusive new subdivisions springing up all around, such as the newly minted Princess Eowyn and her husband Prince Faramir, who we're told requires just a touch of Rohan Really Red added to get that special look of his.
Figwit goes to Valinor, taking comfort in the fact that nothing fades in the Blessed Realm, including hair color.
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Elberbeth
Tol Eressea
Mar 26 2007, 10:15pm
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"There are some things that it is better to begin than to refuse, even though the end may be dark."
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Aunt Dora Baggins
Immortal
Mar 28 2007, 9:20pm
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"For DORA BAGGINS in memory of a LONG correspondence, with love from Bilbo; on a large wastebasket. Dora was Drogo's sister, and the eldest surviving female relative of Bilbo and Frodo; she was ninety-nine, and had written reams of good advice for more than half a century."
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Chance Meeting at Rivendell: a Tolkien Fanfic
and some other stuff I wrote...
leleni at hotmail dot com
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GaladrielTX
Tol Eressea
Apr 3 2007, 5:23pm
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TIGWIT slaps FIGWIT. FIGWIT cries and runs away. Game over.
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I used to be GaladrielTX, but it's springtime and I'm shedding.
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GaladrielTX
Tol Eressea
Apr 3 2007, 5:24pm
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TIGWIT delivers a really cutting remark. FIGWIT cries and runs away. TIGWIT wins again!
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I used to be GaladrielTX, but it's springtime and I'm shedding.
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Finding Frodo
Tol Eressea
Apr 4 2007, 2:42am
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And, might I add, LOL! I'd put money on that prediction!
Where's Frodo?
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