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Lissuin
Valinor


Jul 27, 2:46am

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Our sturdy Hobbits seem to be taking events in stride. What do you think they're thinking, TORNfolk? Cheerio!



Otaku-sempai
Immortal


Jul 27, 2:36pm

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"This isn't what I was expecting in a bathhouse, Merry." // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

#FidelityToTolkien
#ChallengeExpectations


Ataahua
Forum Admin / Moderator


Jul 27, 8:24pm

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"I think Saruman overdid the garden's water feature." / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


Fantasy novel - The Arcanist's Tattoo

My LOTR fan-fiction


Cirashala
Valinor


Jul 28, 3:20am

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do you want to tell Saruman that Treebeard clogged his toilet, or should I?

My writing and novels:

My Hobbit Fanfiction

My historical novel print and kindle version

My historical novels ebook version compatible with all ereaders

You can also find my novel at most major book retailers online (and for those outside the US who prefer a print book, you can find the print version at Book Depository). Search "Amazing Grace Amanda Longpre'" to find it.

Happy reading everyone!


Greenwood Hobbit
Valinor


Jul 29, 9:07am

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I wonder if Saruman has buildings and contents insurance? [In reply to] Can't Post

 


SirDennisC
Half-elven


Aug 2, 1:47pm

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Stranger Wings
Rivendell


Aug 8, 2:09pm

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“He went alone to look in Mirrormere.” - The Book of Mazarbul


GreenHillFox
Bree


Aug 8, 2:48pm

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Treebeard, you think there's hope for Climate Change in the 4th Age...? [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Ataahua
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Aug 8, 8:02pm

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*snert* :D / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


Fantasy novel - The Arcanist's Tattoo

My LOTR fan-fiction


Alveric
Lorien


Aug 12, 12:46pm

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Well, Pippin, welcome to Miami! [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Lissuin
Valinor


Aug 12, 9:13pm

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Ah, well, a predictable result of having orcs as house guests. I'm sure even stranger things occurred.

The field is yours, SW! Lead on!


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Stranger Wings
Rivendell


Aug 27, 12:37pm

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Grateful for the Jaws fans out there.

“He went alone to look in Mirrormere.” - The Book of Mazarbul

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Darkstone
Immortal


Aug 31, 7:14pm

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nt

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The audacious proposal stirred his heart. And the stirring became a song, and it mingled with the songs of Gil-galad and Celebrian, and with those of Feanor and Fingon. The song-weaving created a larger song, and then another, until suddenly it was as if a long forgotten memory woke and for one breathtaking moment the Music of the Ainur revealed itself in all glory. He opened his lips to sing and share this song. Then he realized that the others would not understand. Not even Mithrandir given his current state of mind. So he smiled and simply said "A diversion.”


Lissuin
Valinor


Sep 1, 3:33am

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Was wondering if you'd peek in this week. That chair's still got your name on it. Wink Cheers!


Darkstone
Immortal


Sep 1, 3:54am

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Naw. I only look like me. [In reply to] Can't Post

I'm here for tomorrow's fun.

But thanks! Nice to see you too!

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The audacious proposal stirred his heart. And the stirring became a song, and it mingled with the songs of Gil-galad and Celebrian, and with those of Feanor and Fingon. The song-weaving created a larger song, and then another, until suddenly it was as if a long forgotten memory woke and for one breathtaking moment the Music of the Ainur revealed itself in all glory. He opened his lips to sing and share this song. Then he realized that the others would not understand. Not even Mithrandir given his current state of mind. So he smiled and simply said "A diversion.”


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ElanorTX
Tol Eressea


Sep 1, 6:57am

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Please come by whenever you feel like it.

"I shall not wholly fail if anything can still grow fair in days to come."



Darkstone
Immortal


Sep 1, 2:17pm

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Nice to see you too!

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The audacious proposal stirred his heart. And the stirring became a song, and it mingled with the songs of Gil-galad and Celebrian, and with those of Feanor and Fingon. The song-weaving created a larger song, and then another, until suddenly it was as if a long forgotten memory woke and for one breathtaking moment the Music of the Ainur revealed itself in all glory. He opened his lips to sing and share this song. Then he realized that the others would not understand. Not even Mithrandir given his current state of mind. So he smiled and simply said "A diversion.”


SirDennisC
Half-elven


Sep 2, 12:56am

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Timbo_mbadil
Rivendell


Oct 22, 7:56pm

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Otherness represents that which bourgeois ideology cannot recognize or accept but must deal with (…)
Robin Wood 2003, p. 49. "Hollywood from Vietnam to Reagan – and beyond". Columbia University Press, New York, Chichester, West Sussex.

 
 

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