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Alveric
Menegroth

Apr 2 2022, 5:10pm
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LOTR caption contest CCLXXXI
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 Thanks to the fell beast pooper-scooper Greenwood Hobbit for crowning my pointy head... OK, Let's try this combo... Could be either Saruman speaking, or a dialogue...
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Ataahua
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Apr 3 2022, 2:50am
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"What is this? A wizard for ants??"
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"He needs to be ... at least three times bigger than this to take on Sauron!"
Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..." Dwarves: "Pretty rings..." Men: "Pretty rings..." Sauron: "Mine's better." "Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak. Fantasy novel - The Arcanist's Tattoo My LOTR fan-fiction
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ElanorTX
Dor-Lomin

Apr 3 2022, 1:53pm
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Plastic containers are a device of Sauron //
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"I shall not wholly fail if anything can still grow fair in days to come."
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Greenwood Hobbit
Doriath

Apr 3 2022, 10:09pm
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So this is what it all boils down to -
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stuck in a box on a shelf, then sold on a well-known auction site... a cruel fate, indeed.
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Loresilme
Doriath

Apr 17 2022, 5:05pm
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"The hour is later than you think..."
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Saruman: "He is gathering all merchandising to him. Very soon he will summon a franchise great enough to launch an assault upon Middle-Earth." Gandalf: "You know this? How?" Saruman: "I have seen it."
Gandalf: "Where's mine?"
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Lissuin
Doriath

Apr 17 2022, 7:18pm
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"So you have chosen....basketball." /
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Alveric
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Apr 27 2022, 2:45pm
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A fine selection of varied amusements, but Loresilme got me with Gandalf's "where's mine?"
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Loresilme
Doriath

Apr 28 2022, 12:45pm
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I'll be right back with Round number ... um, with Round ...CC something ... with the next Round !!
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Darkstone
Elvenhome

Sep 1 2022, 3:28am
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"Awww, it's rotten luck. They've only got one good jump in them to begin with." /
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nt
****************************************** The audacious proposal stirred his heart. And the stirring became a song, and it mingled with the songs of Gil-galad and Celebrian, and with those of Feanor and Fingon. The song-weaving created a larger song, and then another, until suddenly it was as if a long forgotten memory woke and for one breathtaking moment the Music of the Ainur revealed itself in all glory. He opened his lips to sing and share this song. Then he realized that the others would not understand. Not even Mithrandir given his current state of mind. So he smiled and simply said "A diversion.”
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