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Alveric
Menegroth


Apr 2 2022, 5:10pm

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Thanks to the fell beast pooper-scooper Greenwood Hobbit for crowning my pointy head...
OK, Let's try this combo...
Could be either Saruman speaking, or a dialogue...


Ataahua
Forum Admin / Moderator


Apr 3 2022, 2:50am

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"What is this? A wizard for ants??" [In reply to] Can't Post

"He needs to be ... at least three times bigger than this to take on Sauron!"

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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ElanorTX
Dor-Lomin


Apr 3 2022, 1:53pm

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Plastic containers are a device of Sauron // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

"I shall not wholly fail if anything can still grow fair in days to come."



Greenwood Hobbit
Doriath


Apr 3 2022, 10:09pm

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So this is what it all boils down to - [In reply to] Can't Post

stuck in a box on a shelf, then sold on a well-known auction site... a cruel fate, indeed.


squire
Gondolin


Apr 4 2022, 12:53am

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"Gandalf, get me out of here!" [In reply to] Can't Post

"He that breaks a collectible box to play with what's within has left the path of wisdom."



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Loresilme
Doriath


Apr 17 2022, 5:05pm

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"The hour is later than you think..." [In reply to] Can't Post

Saruman: "He is gathering all merchandising to him. Very soon he will summon a franchise great enough to launch an assault upon Middle-Earth."
Gandalf: "You know this? How?"
Saruman: "I have seen it."

Gandalf: "Where's mine?"


Lissuin
Doriath


Apr 17 2022, 7:18pm

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"So you have chosen....basketball." / [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Alveric
Menegroth


Apr 27 2022, 2:45pm

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Winner! [In reply to] Can't Post

A fine selection of varied amusements, but Loresilme got me with Gandalf's "where's mine?"


Loresilme
Doriath


Apr 28 2022, 12:45pm

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Thank you, Alveric! [In reply to] Can't Post

I'll be right back with Round number ... um, with Round ...CC something ... with the next Round Laugh!!


Darkstone
Elvenhome


Sep 1 2022, 3:28am

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"Awww, it's rotten luck. They've only got one good jump in them to begin with." / [In reply to] Can't Post

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The audacious proposal stirred his heart. And the stirring became a song, and it mingled with the songs of Gil-galad and Celebrian, and with those of Feanor and Fingon. The song-weaving created a larger song, and then another, until suddenly it was as if a long forgotten memory woke and for one breathtaking moment the Music of the Ainur revealed itself in all glory. He opened his lips to sing and share this song. Then he realized that the others would not understand. Not even Mithrandir given his current state of mind. So he smiled and simply said "A diversion.”

 
 

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