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LOTR Caption Contest CCLXXVI

SirDennisC
Half-elven


Jan 8, 5:09am

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LOTR Caption Contest CCLXXVI Can't Post

Thanks again to Alveric for seeing through that palantir gag.

We've been watching the EE DVDs one disc at a time this week, and I'm really enjoying what Sean Bean brought to the role of Boromir. Also, it's -15C outside, with snow on the way. How fitting that there's an image to tie all this together:



Larger image here: http://www.framecaplib.com/...es/fotr/fotr0959.htm

Please caption this frozen frame-cap. Go!


(This post was edited by SirDennisC on Jan 8, 5:15am)


Otaku-sempai
Immortal


Jan 8, 3:55pm

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Would ya like to build a snowman? [In reply to] Can't Post

 

#FidelityToTolkien
#ChallengeExpectations


Ataahua
Forum Admin / Moderator


Jan 8, 7:28pm

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Aragorn: "Do I tell Boromir that a Yeti's got its eyes on him? ...nah, best keep him focused on the job." / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauronís master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


Fantasy novel - The Arcanist's Tattoo

My LOTR fan-fiction


Greenwood Hobbit
Tol Eressea


Jan 8, 10:35pm

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Oookay... who's been singing 'Let it Snow, Let it Snow, Let it snow' then? [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Alveric
Lorien


Jan 8, 11:47pm

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Your're right, Aragorn... [In reply to] Can't Post

...this is unusual weather for Cancun.


Ioreth
Rivendell

Jan 9, 12:58pm

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Once again [In reply to] Can't Post

That weather forecast was wrong. This is not "some light flakes now and then" :P


Lissuin
Valinor


Jan 10, 2:20am

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One does not simply walk into Canada. [In reply to] Can't Post

Angelic


Otaku-sempai
Immortal


Jan 10, 3:53am

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Re: One does not simply walk into Canada. [In reply to] Can't Post

Especially during a pandemic!

#FidelityToTolkien
#ChallengeExpectations


SirDennisC
Half-elven


Jan 10, 8:52pm

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LMFAO (Laughing my frozen arse off) [In reply to] Can't Post

Is it too soon to call this one?


Lissuin
Valinor


Jan 10, 9:53pm

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Now now, mustn't be hasty. [In reply to] Can't Post

I reckon there'll be more Tornfolk knocking on your door. Just pull the chairs round the fire and offer em maple syrup with their pancakes. It's the weekend, eh! Laugh


Ethel Duath
Half-elven


Jan 11, 12:18am

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"Please, somebody break the screen and let me out!" // [In reply to] Can't Post

 



ElanorTX
Tol Eressea


Jan 11, 4:53am

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A verse, not an entry [In reply to] Can't Post

Author unknown, I changed punctuation
It's winter in Saskatchewan And the gentle breezes blow,
Seventy miles an hour At thirty-five below.
Oh, how I love Saskatchewan When the snow's up to your butt,
You take a breath of winter And your nose gets frozen shut.
Yes, the weather here is wonderful, So I guess I'll hang around,
I could never leave Saskatchewan -- 'Cause I'm frozen to the ground!

"I shall not wholly fail if anything can still grow fair in days to come."



SirDennisC
Half-elven


Jan 11, 4:41pm

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Perhaps Boromir was the unknown author? [In reply to] Can't Post

Though Saskatchewan is the opposite of Caradhras, being flatter than Nebraska.


Ethel Duath
Half-elven


Jan 14, 4:24am

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Hey! I resemble that remark [In reply to] Can't Post

MadWink My home state is largely rolling prarie. Now Illinois, Kansas or West Texas . . . Angelic



SirDennisC
Half-elven


Jan 16, 5:36am

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With 25-40 cm of snow expected in the 48 hours - [In reply to] Can't Post

Iím calling it (again): Lis wins for making me literally lol, and perhaps for appealing to my vanity by mentioning Canada. Congrats!


Lissuin
Valinor


Jan 17, 10:57am

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And that, my friend, is what is known as [In reply to] Can't Post

a "snow job".



You managed to see through my nefarious plan but fell for it nonetheless! Ha HA! At last! The prize is mine! Evil
Cheers, mate!

Muttley says don't eat any yellow snow.


SirDennisC
Half-elven


Jan 18, 3:45am

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Free hot chocolate would have done it too - [In reply to] Can't Post

The brilliance of your plan was its simplicity. Powerless am I in the face of your nefariousness.

Laugh

 
 

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