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Hobbit Caption Contest CLXXXVI

Ethel Duath
Half-elven


Jan 1 2022, 9:49pm

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Hobbit Caption Contest CLXXXVI Can't Post

What might this libation be in this pic, or anything else therein worth captioning about?


Link to larger image here:
https://s3.us-west-1.wasabisys.com/...on-of-smaug_0491.jpg



oliphaunt
Lorien


Jan 1 2022, 11:02pm

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I'll take an extra shot of espresso in my venti latte [In reply to] Can't Post

I'll take an extra shot of espresso in my venti latte


(This post was edited by oliphaunt on Jan 1 2022, 11:03pm)


Greenwood Hobbit
Valinor


Jan 2 2022, 9:56pm

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Thorin: Malibu? Really? You'll regret it in the morning.... [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Otaku-sempai
Immortal


Jan 3 2022, 4:46am

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You put da lime in da coconut, drink dem both up! [In reply to] Can't Post

 

#FidelityToTolkien
#ChallengeExpectations


Alveric
Lorien


Jan 3 2022, 11:18pm

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Only one of them would try the unpasteurized oliphaunt milk [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Lissuin
Valinor


Jan 4 2022, 11:06am

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(shhhhh bbbup, white lightnin') [In reply to] Can't Post

Well, in North Carolina way back in the hills
Lived my old pappy and he had him a still.
He brewed white lightnin' 'til the sun went down
Then he'd fill him up a jug and he'd pass it around.

Mighty, mighty pleasin', my pappy's corn squeezin' (shhhhh bbbup, white lightnin')

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WE5pM1HXxlI


Ethel Duath
Half-elven


Jan 8 2022, 3:59pm

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The Winner! [In reply to] Can't Post

Let's all drink to that--maybe.Shocked
Thanks for a belly laugh, Alveric!



Alveric
Lorien


Jan 8 2022, 11:31pm

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Ta very much [In reply to] Can't Post

and I will now search for a peculiar image...


Darkstone
Immortal


Dec 25 2022, 2:52am

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In all the excitement Fili had forgotten whether this was supposed to be going in or out and the rest of the dwarves weren't going to tell him./ [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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The audacious proposal stirred his heart. And the stirring became a song, and it mingled with the songs of Gil-galad and Celebrian, and with those of Feanor and Fingon. The song-weaving created a larger song, and then another, until suddenly it was as if a long forgotten memory woke and for one breathtaking moment the Music of the Ainur revealed itself in all glory. He opened his lips to sing and share this song. Then he realized that the others would not understand. Not even Mithrandir given his current state of mind. So he smiled and simply said "A diversion.”


Ethel Duath
Half-elven


Dec 25 2022, 2:54am

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Hahahahaha! :D [In reply to] Can't Post

Yeah, it is tough to tell.


 
 

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