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Hobbit caption contest CLXXXIV(I think!)

Greenwood Hobbit
Valinor


Nov 30 2021, 9:40am

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Hobbit caption contest CLXXXIV(I think!) Can't Post

Some fairy lights on this would be nice, though the mood is not noticeably festive... what's going on?




Otaku-sempai
Immortal


Nov 30 2021, 4:07pm

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"You sunk my battleship!" [In reply to] Can't Post

 

#FidelityToTolkien
#ChallengeExpectations


Alveric
Lorien


Dec 5 2021, 12:07am

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Harken! [In reply to] Can't Post

I vanquished one of the Stone Giants all by myself, during their cocktail hour, and behold, here is the proof--the Great Ice Cube!


Cirashala
Valinor


Dec 6 2021, 3:50am

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Beam me up, Scotty! [In reply to] Can't Post

Thorin- That's Star Trek, you dolt! We're Star WARS fans, not Trekkies!

Gandalf- I thought we were Lord of the Rings fans?

Elrond- Harry Potter is far better than the Lord of the Rings!

Gandalf-That's heresy! Take it back!

Thorin- Trekkies can keep their tin foil hats! Use the Force, Elrond!

Gandalf- What the heck is the Force? Starfleet is way cooler than some stupid space opera!

Balin- Can we get a moderator, please? The fan boys are at it again!

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(This post was edited by dernwyn on Dec 6 2021, 5:20pm)


Greenwood Hobbit
Valinor


Dec 23 2021, 11:25pm

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Thanks for your responses, folks - [In reply to] Can't Post

I should have come back to this sooner. Sorry for the delay. All good contributions, but I do have a soft spot for a pithy one-liner, so this one's yours, Otaku-sempai!


(This post was edited by Greenwood Hobbit on Dec 23 2021, 11:26pm)


Darkstone
Immortal


Dec 25 2022, 3:15am

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And thus Thorin's kibitzing during Elrond's and Gandalf's checkers match added yet more to the enmity between Dwarves and Elves./ [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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The audacious proposal stirred his heart. And the stirring became a song, and it mingled with the songs of Gil-galad and Celebrian, and with those of Feanor and Fingon. The song-weaving created a larger song, and then another, until suddenly it was as if a long forgotten memory woke and for one breathtaking moment the Music of the Ainur revealed itself in all glory. He opened his lips to sing and share this song. Then he realized that the others would not understand. Not even Mithrandir given his current state of mind. So he smiled and simply said "A diversion.”

 
 

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