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Ataahua
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Oct 22 2021, 9:21pm

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What's Pippin done now? What could Merry be pondering? (With these two, it could be ANYTHING!)



Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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Na Vedui
Nargothrond


Oct 22 2021, 9:43pm

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"I think... [In reply to] Can't Post

... perhaps we banqueted not wisely but too well..."


Otaku-sempai
Elvenhome


Oct 23 2021, 1:53am

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"Are you pondering what I'm pondering, Pippin?" [In reply to] Can't Post

"I think so, Merry! But how are we going to convince the Ents to use a dating app?"

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Cirashala
Doriath


Oct 25 2021, 10:53pm

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You know, Pippin... [In reply to] Can't Post

Hama really should have taken Gandalf's staff away from him- to hide it from YOU!

Pippin- Do you think he'll notice that I accidentally turned Aragorn into a frog?

Merry- ...I think he might wonder why a very pissed off frog is trying to pick up a sword...

Gimli (muttering to Legolas)- Erm, do you think that he'll turn back into a prince if Arwen kisses him?

Legolas- Well, my father was a frog in Ralph Bakshi's The Hobbit, and my mother kissed him, and now he's six feet five inches tall, blonde, and smoking hot, so....maybe?

Gandalf (in the other room)- Where in the name of Elbereth is my staff?!

Pippin- My head's gonna get knocked against the doors, isn't it?

Merry- Probably.

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(This post was edited by Cirashala on Oct 25 2021, 10:55pm)


Greenwood Hobbit
Doriath


Oct 26 2021, 5:05pm

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Pippin: More Rohan-style quaffing? Really? *sigh* I need my bed. [In reply to] Can't Post

Merry: Their ale's rubbish too.
Pippin: That's no' ale, it's mead.Merry: From bees? Eeeww...


Alveric
Menegroth


Nov 1 2021, 5:26pm

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Class-consciousness suddenly becomes very vivid as... [In reply to] Can't Post

...Merry and Pippin contemplate Sam's use of the fish knife to spread butter.


cats16
Gondolin


Nov 2 2021, 6:07am

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Pippin, without moving his lips: "How much longer is this painter gonna take before we can break for lunch?!" // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Join us every weekend in the Hobbit movie forum for this week's CHOW (Chapter of the Week) discussion!




Ataahua
Forum Admin / Moderator


Nov 2 2021, 7:21pm

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Thanks to everyone for playing - and the winner is ... Otaku-sempai! [In reply to] Can't Post

Congrats! Go forth and post! Smile

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


Fantasy novel - The Arcanist's Tattoo

My LOTR fan-fiction


Otaku-sempai
Elvenhome


Nov 3 2021, 3:18am

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Oh dear! [In reply to] Can't Post

I thought, perhaps, my "Pinky and the Brain" joke was a little too corny. Dang! Now I have to find a suitable pic!

#FidelityToTolkien
#ChallengeExpectations

 
 

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