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Loresilme
Valinor
Aug 17 2021, 1:42am
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Caption Contest CCLXVII
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Many thanks to GH for the nod and to Ataahua for one half the win! Teamwork, yay!!
Now what's going on with our favorite wizard here?
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Lissuin
Valinor
Aug 21 2021, 9:54pm
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THE LORD OF THE RINGS: REAR WINDOW
Starring
IAN McKELLEN
Directed by
Alfrid Lickspittle
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GreenHillFox
The Shire
Aug 24 2021, 8:24pm
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If that’s you I hear approaching, Peter J., I swear I’ll turn you into a spotted toad this time!
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Cirashala
Valinor
Aug 30 2021, 1:16am
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I've been trying to kill this bleeping fly for over two hour-- bugger! I missed again!
Frodo- um, Gandalf, I think it's snickering at you...
Gandalf- I am NOT an overgrown garden gnome, you cheeky little...
Frodo- no, Gandalf, put your finger aw...crap. I better call the Shire Fire Department...
Gandalf- take that, you overgrown maggot!
Frodo- *facepalm* I just bought those curtains two days ago!
My writing and novels:
My Hobbit Fanfiction
My historical novel print and kindle version
My historical novels ebook version compatible with all ereaders
You can also find my novel at most major book retailers online (and for those outside the US who prefer a print book, you can find the print version at Book Depository). Search "Amazing Grace Amanda Longpre'" to find it.
Happy reading everyone!
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Ethel Duath
Half-elven
Sep 4 2021, 5:15pm
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Everywhere I look.
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Ataahua
Forum Admin
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Sep 7 2021, 12:57am
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Introducing our new Gandalf 3,000 in-home security system!
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As in, he's installed *in your home*. You'll never get rid of him.
Burglar-prodding instrument sold separately.
Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."
"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.
Fantasy novel - The Arcanist's Tattoo
My LOTR fan-fiction
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Loresilme
Valinor
Sep 7 2021, 11:27pm
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“300 lives of men, I have walked this earth…
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and I have never seen such dusst!”
 over to you for the win, Ethel Duath!
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Ethel Duath
Half-elven
Sep 8 2021, 1:02pm
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Thank you! I am greatly honored!
Yes, I think it's been dusted enough to post here.  
Off to find a pic!
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Silence, you fool!
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