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Meanwhile, at the GDT Personnel Office...

weaver
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May 15 2008, 11:29pm


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All this Hobbit talk has me thinking of what it would be like if the book characters were real, and GDT had to interview each of them to be in the film, or just to get to know them better.

Perhaps they would need to fill out an application/personal interest form first, which might have questions like this on it...
  1. Name:
  2. Address:
  3. Career Goal:
  4. Prior Occupation:
  5. Career Highlights:
  6. Hobbies:
  7. Pets:
  8. Travel Interests:
  9. Favorite Book:
  10. Favorite Film:
  11. Weight and Height:
  12. Hair Color:
  13. Race:
  14. Mode of Transportation:
  15. Pet Peeve:
  16. Top Three Strengths:
  17. Top Three Weaknesses:
  18. Role Model:
  19. What you'd like to be remembered for:
  20. Favorite quote or saying:
  21. Why GDT should hire you:
We had a similar thread to this a long time ago and the answers were really entertaining, once folks got into the spirit of things.

So, if you want to play along, pick a character from the Hobbit, or one that might work in the Bridge film, and fill out an application for him/her/it.

Oh, and if you have a question or two you think I missed, feel free to add it to your "application".

Thanks to all who reply!

Weaver


Subject User Time
Meanwhile, at the GDT Personnel Office... weaver Send a private message to weaver May 15 2008, 11:29pm
    Fun! Ataahua Send a private message to Ataahua May 16 2008, 12:25am
        Eternal Spousal Sidekick -- love it!/ weaver Send a private message to weaver May 16 2008, 6:14am
        He's THE pet? *guffaw* // grammaboodawg Send a private message to grammaboodawg May 16 2008, 2:29pm
    This is neat... Patty Send a private message to Patty May 16 2008, 12:53am
        "convincing Frodo the Mordor trip was a good idea" -- you're hired!/ weaver Send a private message to weaver May 16 2008, 6:16am
        Love it Patty! greendragon Send a private message to greendragon May 19 2008, 8:53pm
    Bombur Annael Send a private message to Annael May 16 2008, 1:44am
        very clever -- this one's all "mine"..../ weaver Send a private message to weaver May 16 2008, 6:17am
        *mods up* AlassŽa Eruvande Send a private message to AlassŽa Eruvande May 16 2008, 12:47pm
        *applause* Doesn't mind being tossed, eh? ;) // grammaboodawg Send a private message to grammaboodawg May 16 2008, 2:27pm
    Living on the edge! dernwyn Send a private message to dernwyn May 16 2008, 1:54am
        "roll model" -- that got a rise out of me...// weaver Send a private message to weaver May 16 2008, 6:18am
            At yeast, you liked it! // dernwyn Send a private message to dernwyn May 16 2008, 11:13am
                D'ough! // AlassŽa Eruvande Send a private message to AlassŽa Eruvande May 16 2008, 12:49pm
                    Now, donut go starting a pun thread! \\ NottaSackville Send a private message to NottaSackville May 16 2008, 1:28pm
                        Rye not? // weaver Send a private message to weaver May 16 2008, 1:47pm
                            One bun after another // grammaboodawg Send a private message to grammaboodawg May 16 2008, 2:04pm
                            It's been 5 or 6 days, maybe even a whole wheat since our last one \\ NottaSackville Send a private message to NottaSackville May 16 2008, 3:20pm
                                darn! had a good pun, but I don't know how it's spelt. // Annael Send a private message to Annael May 16 2008, 3:29pm
                                    You knead a dictionary! // AlassŽa Eruvande Send a private message to AlassŽa Eruvande May 16 2008, 4:27pm
                                        Or a Thwheat-saurus. // grammaboodawg Send a private message to grammaboodawg May 16 2008, 4:34pm
                                        How about a French dictionary: "Barley-vous francais?" / Darkstone Send a private message to Darkstone May 16 2008, 4:38pm
                                            I can barley read that without cringing! \\ NottaSackville Send a private message to NottaSackville May 16 2008, 5:42pm
                                                well maybe you need a pair of bagels -O-O- Jettorex Send a private message to Jettorex May 16 2008, 6:29pm
                                                    Nahhh... there's muffin to it ;) // grammaboodawg Send a private message to grammaboodawg May 16 2008, 7:04pm
                                                        Dang! I fried dough hard to work muffin into a pun, but I couldn't do it! \\ NottaSackville Send a private message to NottaSackville May 16 2008, 7:19pm
                                                            It does make one sourdough-ver everything, donut? / Darkstone Send a private message to Darkstone May 16 2008, 7:25pm
                                                                Welcome to Tol EressŽa! // N.E. Brigand Send a private message to N.E. Brigand May 17 2008, 12:08am
                                                                    Yeah, the air is rarified in here! Patty Send a private message to Patty May 17 2008, 1:53am
                                                                    Ooo, you're right! Darkstone Send a private message to Darkstone May 17 2008, 1:56pm
                                                                You raised to the occassion! Well Done! // grammaboodawg Send a private message to grammaboodawg May 17 2008, 11:53am
                                                            Muffin ventured, muffin gained. // AlassŽa Eruvande Send a private message to AlassŽa Eruvande May 16 2008, 8:00pm
                                                                A toast to those who avoid getting crusty // grammaboodawg Send a private message to grammaboodawg May 17 2008, 11:57am
                                                                    You all beat me to the good puns so I will have to baguette...// weaver Send a private message to weaver May 17 2008, 6:06pm
                                                                        And too many kooks spoil the board. // Mar Send a private message to Mar May 17 2008, 7:18pm
                                                                            ...as long as they don't bake it!// weaver Send a private message to weaver May 17 2008, 7:23pm
                                                                                Ciabatta stop this now // Starling Send a private message to Starling May 17 2008, 9:07pm
                                                                                    ..yes, this is getting pretty pita-ful...// weaver Send a private message to weaver May 17 2008, 9:15pm
                                            What's French for "I'm a busy man, and one thing drives out another so to say"?/ L. Ron Halfelven Send a private message to L. Ron Halfelven May 16 2008, 7:28pm
        Bwahaha! Taught Beorn... :D // grammaboodawg Send a private message to grammaboodawg May 16 2008, 2:26pm
    After the conversation with generalcobra Kelvarhin Send a private message to Kelvarhin May 16 2008, 5:11am
        I bet GDT could use a good web designer like this!/ weaver Send a private message to weaver May 16 2008, 6:20am
        *Wipes tears from eyes*..Kelharvin....you ROCK. Sunflower Send a private message to Sunflower May 16 2008, 10:15am
        *high five* Strenth is Web Design! :D // grammaboodawg Send a private message to grammaboodawg May 16 2008, 2:30pm
        wow. nice! // ringers rock! Send a private message to ringers rock! May 19 2008, 3:19am
    Otho Sackville-Baggins sador Send a private message to sador May 16 2008, 7:19am
        *gasp* dernwyn Send a private message to dernwyn May 16 2008, 10:28am
            ''They're all closed,' said Robin. 'The Chief doesn't hold with beer' sador Send a private message to sador May 16 2008, 1:15pm
                The nut doesn't fall far from the tree, does it! // dernwyn Send a private message to dernwyn May 16 2008, 3:38pm
        prior occupation -- ha! weaver Send a private message to weaver May 16 2008, 1:52pm
        Dog kicker!? You got that right! // grammaboodawg Send a private message to grammaboodawg May 16 2008, 2:31pm
    Bob Darkstone Send a private message to Darkstone May 16 2008, 1:50pm
        Bwahahaha!! *snort* omg! *mods up* // grammaboodawg Send a private message to grammaboodawg May 16 2008, 2:33pm
        JRR Trolkien! Bwah! // dernwyn Send a private message to dernwyn May 16 2008, 3:23pm
        Health reasons, his.... Patty Send a private message to Patty May 16 2008, 5:38pm
        a pun thread in a post -- you were really on a troll!// weaver Send a private message to weaver May 17 2008, 6:08pm
    Gaffer Gamgee grammaboodawg Send a private message to grammaboodawg May 16 2008, 2:23pm
        LOL - your #21 is perfect! // dernwyn Send a private message to dernwyn May 16 2008, 3:26pm
        morning dew is his favorite film... weaver Send a private message to weaver May 17 2008, 6:09pm
    the wise woman of Gondor acheron Send a private message to acheron May 16 2008, 2:48pm
        Fortunately, she never invented dernwyn Send a private message to dernwyn May 16 2008, 3:30pm
        *giggles* Feet, fingers, elbows, toes... *still giggling* // grammaboodawg Send a private message to grammaboodawg May 17 2008, 12:07pm
        Wasn't it his ... Elven Send a private message to Elven May 17 2008, 1:35pm
        ah, Ioreth... weaver Send a private message to weaver May 17 2008, 6:13pm
    Job Application merklynn Send a private message to merklynn May 16 2008, 2:48pm
        Um...chicken vindaloos? // dernwyn Send a private message to dernwyn May 16 2008, 3:32pm
        Ha ha, a fellow balrog winger! Patty Send a private message to Patty May 16 2008, 5:44pm
        I knew it! I knew it! grammaboodawg Send a private message to grammaboodawg May 17 2008, 12:13pm
        Man Soup for the Blackened Soul -- brilliant!/ weaver Send a private message to weaver May 17 2008, 6:14pm
    Employment Application # 686960 Elven Send a private message to Elven May 16 2008, 3:30pm
        *collapses with laughter* dernwyn Send a private message to dernwyn May 16 2008, 3:36pm
        Left cheek! Left cheek! Left cheek! grammaboodawg Send a private message to grammaboodawg May 17 2008, 12:16pm
            This would have been quite different if it had been a red handherchief 8-] // Elven Send a private message to Elven May 17 2008, 1:13pm
        wow, this guy has quite the purse-onality!// weaver Send a private message to weaver May 17 2008, 6:16pm
            He seems a little purse-acuted to me ...// Elven Send a private message to Elven May 19 2008, 3:47am
                ha -- pursicely what I was thinking! // weaver Send a private message to weaver May 19 2008, 4:18am
                    should we purse-ue these puns? // Kelvarhin Send a private message to Kelvarhin May 19 2008, 7:54am
                        They're purse-plexing, fersher! // grammaboodawg Send a private message to grammaboodawg May 19 2008, 9:00am
                            Purse-onally, I think we could purse-severe it - or purse-shoe the matter further // Elven Send a private message to Elven May 19 2008, 9:23am
                                Only if we can purse-uade people to participate in a purse-onable manner // Starling Send a private message to Starling May 19 2008, 9:48am
                                    I'll participate, and I won't purse my words Jettorex Send a private message to Jettorex May 19 2008, 2:20pm
                                        And inter-purse with humour whenever possible // grammaboodawg Send a private message to grammaboodawg May 19 2008, 2:22pm
                                            Gollum longbottom Send a private message to longbottom May 19 2008, 3:37pm
                                                "I had some fish but I got hungry!'" -- ha! weaver Send a private message to weaver May 19 2008, 8:16pm
                                            you all are really clutching at these purse puns // Annael Send a private message to Annael May 19 2008, 5:01pm
                                                I am amazed by such pursecepacity!// weaver Send a private message to weaver May 19 2008, 5:23pm
                                                    Oh... they work if you keep things in purse-pective :D // grammaboodawg Send a private message to grammaboodawg May 19 2008, 6:48pm
                                                        wallet will have to do as I've run out of purse words../// weaver Send a private message to weaver May 19 2008, 6:52pm
                                                            A new purse-cription for baggage? ;) // grammaboodawg Send a private message to grammaboodawg May 20 2008, 10:24am
                                                                very purseptive of you!// weaver Send a private message to weaver May 20 2008, 1:43pm
                                                                    Funny if its name was Pursephone // Elven Send a private message to Elven May 20 2008, 2:16pm
                                                                        or Pursey Weasley.../ weaver Send a private message to weaver May 20 2008, 2:21pm
                                                                        Multi-purse-posed? Say that 3 times real fast!!! // grammaboodawg Send a private message to grammaboodawg May 20 2008, 2:21pm
                                                                            I wonder if wallets purse-pire? :D // Elven Send a private message to Elven May 20 2008, 2:27pm
                                                                                No, I think a wallet with a bright idea gets purse-peration // Elven Send a private message to Elven May 20 2008, 2:29pm
                                                                                Just don't use anti-purse-perant! grammaboodawg Send a private message to grammaboodawg May 20 2008, 4:11pm
                                                                                    I see you are very purse-snickity about such things.// Mar Send a private message to Mar May 20 2008, 7:07pm
    Lurtz Darkstone Send a private message to Darkstone May 16 2008, 3:41pm
        Transportation ... ROFLMAO!! :D // Elven Send a private message to Elven May 16 2008, 3:52pm
        LOL! Height & Weight and Top sherlock Send a private message to sherlock May 16 2008, 4:17pm
        Whoa. I've never thought of Lurtz grammaboodawg Send a private message to grammaboodawg May 17 2008, 12:21pm
        I'm laughing so hard on this one my sides have Lurtz-hurt...// weaver Send a private message to weaver May 17 2008, 6:19pm
    Application received Kelvarhin Send a private message to Kelvarhin May 17 2008, 12:35pm
        uh, you want something to fry with that supersized warg? weaver Send a private message to weaver May 17 2008, 6:21pm
        *snicker* Height and Weight Varies grammaboodawg Send a private message to grammaboodawg May 18 2008, 12:31pm
    How about Roac Mar Send a private message to Mar May 17 2008, 7:46pm
        Ha, well this early bird gets the worm from me! weaver Send a private message to weaver May 17 2008, 8:06pm
        *eyebrows raise* Pet hamsters? grammaboodawg Send a private message to grammaboodawg May 18 2008, 12:33pm
    oh, and... Patty Send a private message to Patty May 19 2008, 8:43pm
        You know, I think you could be that moth's agent! weaver Send a private message to weaver May 19 2008, 9:16pm
    What, noone did Smaug? leo Send a private message to leo May 20 2008, 10:32am
        so that's who the Hidden Dragon was... weaver Send a private message to weaver May 20 2008, 1:36pm

 
 
 

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