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Caption Contest CCLXVII


Aug 17 2021, 1:42am

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Caption Contest CCLXVII Can't Post

Many thanks to GH for the nod and to Ataahua for one half the win! Teamwork, yay!!
Now what's going on with our favorite wizard here?


Aug 21 2021, 9:54pm

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NEW LINE CINEMA PRESENTS [In reply to] Can't Post


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Aug 23 2021, 2:24pm

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Get rid of that spider, young Hobbit, or I'm going nowhere... [In reply to] Can't Post


The Shire

Aug 24 2021, 8:24pm

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If that’s you I hear approaching, Peter J., I swear I’ll turn you into a spotted toad this time! [In reply to] Can't Post



Aug 30 2021, 1:16am

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Silence, you fool! [In reply to] Can't Post

I've been trying to kill this bleeping fly for over two hour-- bugger! I missed again!

Frodo- um, Gandalf, I think it's snickering at you...

Gandalf- I am NOT an overgrown garden gnome, you cheeky little...

Frodo- no, Gandalf, put your finger aw...crap. I better call the Shire Fire Department...

Gandalf- take that, you overgrown maggot!

Frodo- *facepalm* I just bought those curtains two days ago!

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Happy reading everyone!

Ethel Duath

Sep 4 2021, 5:15pm

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Dusst! [In reply to] Can't Post

Everywhere I look.

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Sep 7 2021, 12:57am

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Introducing our new Gandalf 3,000 in-home security system! [In reply to] Can't Post

As in, he's installed *in your home*. You'll never get rid of him.

Burglar-prodding instrument sold separately.

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Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.

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Ethel Duath

Sep 7 2021, 7:28pm

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:D :D Mods up! // [In reply to] Can't Post



Sep 7 2021, 11:27pm

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“300 lives of men, I have walked this earth… [In reply to] Can't Post

and I have never seen such dusst!”
Sly over to you for the win, Ethel Duath!

Ethel Duath

Sep 8 2021, 1:02pm

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*Wipes finger across post* [In reply to] Can't Post

Thank you! I am greatly honored!

Yes, I think it's been dusted enough to post here. Evil Angelic

Off to find a pic!


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