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Greenwood Hobbit
Tol Eressea


Jul 7 2021, 3:00pm

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A tense moment, it would seem - but why? Do tell...




Cirashala
Valinor


Jul 7 2021, 3:14pm

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Look out! It's the tiny guys! The tiny guys are coming! [In reply to] Can't Post

Gamling- Um, Aragorn, those are your hobbit friends...just exactly how long were you laying in the sun, again?

Aragorn- You don't understand! They'll eat my girlfriend, Brego! *whispers* they eat everything...

Gamling- Ok, this might be a bit hard for you to understand right now, but Brego is a horse...
Aragorn- Then why did she kiss me? Ahh, they're storming the gates! Rise, riders of Rohan!

Gamling- Brego is a stallion, not a mare, the hobbits are just walking toward us with Gandalf's birthday cake, and the gate is behind y-...oh, never mind. I give up. You've completely lost it!

Aragorn- Lost what?

Theoden (under his breath)- And they thought I was the crazy one!

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Ataahua
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Jul 7 2021, 8:35pm

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"The fan-girls are coming! Run!" / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauronís master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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Loresilme
Valinor


Jul 12 2021, 5:27pm

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Gamling: "We will not get far, the cosplayers are too many." / [In reply to] Can't Post

 


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Lissuin
Valinor


Jul 14 2021, 7:46am

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In the castle....... [In reply to] Can't Post

INIGO, WESTLEY, AND FEZZIK make their way stealthily through the castle corridors, searching. WESTLEY moves very slowly, YELLIN'S sword dragging along on the ground -- WESTLEY simply hasn't the strength to raise it.
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COUNT RUGEN AND HIS FOUR WARRIORS, racing through the castle, and as they turn a corner and enter the corridor RUGEN stops, incredulous.
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INIGO, WESTLEY AND FEZZIK, moving toward them.
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RUGEN TO WARRIORS:
"Kill the dark one and the giant, but save the third for questioning "
THE FOUR WARRIORS charge toward INIGO, WESTLEY AND FEZZIK, swords drawn, but they are no match for INIGO and the six-fingered sword, which has never flashed faster. The FOURTH WARRIOR is dead before the FIRST ONE has even hit the floor. There is a pause. Then --
ZOOM IN ON INIGO
INIGO TO RUGEN-- Evenly and soft:
"Hello. My Name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."


Alveric
Lorien


Jul 14 2021, 10:20pm

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Eowyn's cooking fish soup again! Quick! Let's charge into the huge orc army! [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Ataahua
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Jul 15 2021, 1:50am

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Ha! :D / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauronís master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


Fantasy novel - The Arcanist's Tattoo

My LOTR fan-fiction


Dame Ioreth
Tol Eressea


Jul 18 2021, 2:02am

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DId you hear? Blue light special on chain mail. Today only! C'mon! before the little old ladies get it all!/ [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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Heed WBA when building blanket forts.
ITLs don't get enough FAS. :)

Where there's life there's hope, and need of vittles.
― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings






Greenwood Hobbit
Tol Eressea


Aug 16 2021, 9:09pm

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Oops - this one's been around for a while. Loresilme? Are you out there? [In reply to] Can't Post

So good to see Gamling getting a bit of attention! The others are funny, but I do have a soft spot for a snappy one-liner. Over to you!


Loresilme
Valinor


Aug 17 2021, 12:28am

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Thanks GH - and shout out to Ataahua [In reply to] Can't Post

 

 
 

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