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Hobbit caption contest CLXXIV

Alveric
Fantastic Four


Feb 5, 10:20pm

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Hobbit caption contest CLXXIV Can't Post

OK, here we go--for the sartorial fanatics among you!




Greenwood Hobbit
Justice League


Feb 6, 9:27am

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'Don't look now Mister Baggins, but I reckon she's after you. Just eye the turnip.' [In reply to] Can't Post

 


hatster
Defender


Feb 15, 9:54pm

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"so what do you reckon'll happen if I drop this big root in that basket on her head?" [In reply to] Can't Post

 

The term is over: the holidays have begun. The dream is ended: this is the morning.


Lissuin
Wakandian


Feb 22, 9:05pm

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No sense of humour that one. [In reply to] Can't Post

I simply suggested it might add a little je ne sais quoi to her new chapeau.


(This post was edited by Lissuin on Feb 22, 9:09pm)


Alveric
Fantastic Four


Feb 26, 11:12pm

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"Last orders please" --as they say in pubs. [In reply to] Can't Post

i.e., any more takers? Going, going...


Alveric
Fantastic Four


Feb 28, 11:08pm

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Dunk for the Hatster [In reply to] Can't Post

The National Sport of the Shire. It's like basketball but with hats and turnips.
Winner!


Ethel Duath
Asgardian


Mar 2, 10:58pm

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I'm too late, but you knew I'd turnip eventually. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 



Cirashala
Wakandian


Mar 11, 5:02pm

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Do you think if I throw that tuber at her [In reply to] Can't Post

She'd finally leave me alone?

Farmer- Well, they say an apple a day keeps the doctor away...not sure what a tuber does though.

Bilbo- I'll give it a try. I don't like turnips anyway.

Farmer- Well, if you're gonna use it as a weapon, it's gonna cost you extra.

Bilbo-...

Lobelia- Bilbo Baggins! Have I got a word for you!

Bilbo (hands him his whole purse)- Keep the change.

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Greenwood Hobbit
Justice League


Mar 12, 8:29pm

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All this time I've been wondering - is that actually celeriac? [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Alveric
Fantastic Four


Mar 13, 12:17am

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A winner--again? instead? also? [In reply to] Can't Post

So, two weeks ago I declared the Hatser winner, but not sure if the message got through. And in the meantime, more captions have been rolling in. So, at risk of creating a rift in time and space, or a schism the size of that period in the Middle Ages when there were two Popes, the doom that I deem is: the ever-inventive Cirashala gets the baton.


Cirashala
Wakandian


Mar 13, 12:44am

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Oh, boy... [In reply to] Can't Post

Need to remember how to post a photo without it being gargantuan! What number will this next one be, m'dear?

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Happy reading everyone!


Alveric
Fantastic Four


Mar 13, 2:35am

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that would be CLXXV, or 175 [In reply to] Can't Post

re. posting images, I find the hardest part is following the size restriction. Sometimes I have to crop an image way down for it to fit.

 
 

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