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Otaku-sempai
Avenger
Feb 23, 3:16pm
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LOTR Caption Contest CCLXII
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Now what is going on here?
#FidelityToTolkien
#DiversityWithFidelity
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hatster
Defender
Feb 24, 2:50am
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He has a bit of spinach stuck on his teeth. Wouldn't want to gross out the audience.
The term is over: the holidays have begun. The dream is ended: this is the morning.
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Alveric
Fantastic Four
Feb 26, 11:11pm
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Ghack gets a Q-tip up his nose...
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...because frequent testing and contact tracing are important (admittedly, masking and social distancing, not so successful among the orcs...)
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Ethel Duath
Asgardian
Feb 28, 5:02am
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but I'd give you the win!
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Tampa Phil
Spider-person
Mar 2, 9:53pm
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Orc Extra: “Watch out for that guy over there taking a photo of us”
Make Up Guy With Ponytail: “Why?”
Orc Extra: “Because it could end up posted on a TORn caption contest, and then we’d have to suffer more of Tampa Phil’s unfunny posts about green-tinted blu-rays.”
Make Up Guy With Ponytail: “I am so ready to move on from those”
Orc Extra: “Shouldn’t that blue screen be a green screen?”
Make Up Guy With Ponytail: “It was before the 4K box set … damnit, see how easy it is?”
TP
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Tampa Phil
Spider-person
Mar 2, 9:55pm
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Galadriel: “Will you look into the mirror?”
Frodo: “What will I see?”
Galadriel: “Things that were, things that are, and some things that have not yet come to pass”
Frodo: “So that’s the spice is it?”
Galadriel: “Sorry, what?”
Frodo: “The spice melange. It grants you prescient vision”
Paul Atreides: “Spice, native only to the desert planet Arrakis”
Frodo: “Wait, you’re not in this movie”
Paul Atreides: “Well Tampa Phil is excited for the Dune reboot. It’s giving him LOTR Trilogy vibes all over again.”
Frodo: “SOD OFF!”
Paul Atreides: *thinks* Using the Voice on me!
TP
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Tampa Phil
Spider-person
Mar 2, 9:56pm
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Frodo: “I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer.”
Sam: “Say what?”
Frodo: “I think Tampa Phil is finally done with those tedious green tint Blu-Ray themed posts”
Sam: “What a relief”
Frodo: “He’s pivoted to this Dune mash-up thing.”
Sam: “That’s just weird.”
Frodo: “Activate the thumper. It should give us 5 minutes before the Nazgul show up”
TP
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Tampa Phil
Spider-person
Mar 2, 9:58pm
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Denethor: “Can you sing?”
Pippin: “We have no songs for great halls … evil times”
Gurney Halleck: “I do!” *strums baliset*
Pippin: “He’s talking to me, not you”
Gurney: “Sorry”
Denethor: “Come! Sing me a song”
Gurney: “Shall I accompany you Young Master?”
Pippin: “No, I got this”
Gurney: *sings* “Oh Arrakeen girls, will do it for pearls …”
Pippin: “Shut up!”
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Tampa Phil
Spider-person
Mar 3, 3:26pm
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Elrond: “You’ve been summoned here to answer the threat of House Harkonnen.”
Elrond: “Really? We’re going to do this now?”
Tampa Phil: “Yup”
Elrond: “It’s wearing thin already”
Tampa Phil: “Not yet it isn’t.”
Elrond: “Bring forth the Ring Dr Yueh”
Dr Yueh: “The Ducal Signet Ring? I hid it in the ornithopter”
Paul Atreides: “I will take the ring … though … I do not know … where on earth he's going with this. Just completely stumped"
Frodo: “Some messiah you are”
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Otaku-sempai
Avenger
Mar 7, 10:25pm
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And the win goes to Tampa Phil for his "At The Soundstage" post. Let's see what you've got, Phil!
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#DiversityWithFidelity
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Otaku-sempai
Avenger
Mar 26, 3:22pm
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I might need to declare a new winner.
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If we don't see a new contest post from Tampa Phil by the end of the weekend or I don't receive word from him then I'll have to choose a new winner for the next edition of the Caption Contest.
C'mon Phil! We're waiting on you.
#FidelityToTolkien
#DiversityWithFidelity
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Otaku-sempai
Avenger
Mar 29, 2:13pm
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New Winner! Congratulations hatster (sorry Phil)!
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I haven't heard back from Phil, so it's hatster's turn at bat. Show us what you've got!
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Otaku-sempai
Avenger
Wed, 12:29am
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Hatster is also a no-show, so the win is passed to Alveric! Sorry, it's taken so long.
Take it away!
#FidelityToTolkien
#DiversityWithFidelity
(This post was edited by Otaku-sempai on Wed, 12:30am)
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Alveric
Fantastic Four
Wed, 2:03am
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I pin with pride the Bronze upon my breast
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...and will deliver a new opportunity for LOTR-themed jocularity within the passing of two days!
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