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Hobbit Caption Contest CLXXIII (173 I think)

Cirashala
Valinor


Jan 21 2021, 2:31am

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Hobbit Caption Contest CLXXIII (173 I think) Can't Post

So...what is Thranduil thinking in response to Dain's "twirly-whirlies"? Laugh



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(This post was edited by Cirashala on Jan 21 2021, 2:31am)


Greenwood Hobbit
Valinor


Jan 21 2021, 11:00am

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'What am I doing here? All these uncouth beings... my hair will tangle. Nooo...' [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Belegdir
Lorien


Jan 21 2021, 6:34pm

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Ugh. I did not need to know what was under his kilt. [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Cirashala
Valinor


Jan 21 2021, 6:35pm

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HAHA!!!! [In reply to] Can't Post

Beware the kilt on a pig! Laugh

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Alveric
Lorien


Feb 5 2021, 4:31pm

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The Battle of Five--hang on-- [In reply to] Can't Post

Six--here's Alexander the Great coming over the mountains, so Six--hang on--it's "Oliver's Army" by Elvis Costello, so that makes seven, Battle of Seven--hang on, who's this? It's the Army of Wakanda, OK, so Eight? Eight? Wait. Hang on---damn! is that Beetle Bailey? OK, so...


Cirashala
Valinor


Feb 5 2021, 5:05pm

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Alveric for the winner! [In reply to] Can't Post

This was a toughie! Belegdir's post perfectly captured the reason for Thranduil's horrified expression!

But Alveric's "The Battle of Unnumbered Armies" schtick made me laugh so hard my sides hurt (Belegdir, you were not far behind...)


Go forth and win the "Battle of Unnumbered Armies" by posting the next Hobbit caption, Alveric!


(Seriously guys, this was hard. Kudos for making me laugh so hard!!!)


My caption would have read "Wha..they're not allowed to do that! Ref, did you see that?!" LOL

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Cirashala
Valinor


Feb 5 2021, 5:06pm

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Winner! [In reply to] Can't Post

Go forth and post!

My writing and novels:

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My historical novel print and kindle version

My historical novels ebook version compatible with all ereaders

You can also find my novel at most major book retailers online (and for those outside the US who prefer a print book, you can find the print version at Book Depository). Search "Amazing Grace Amanda Longpre'" to find it.

Happy reading everyone!


Alveric
Lorien


Feb 5 2021, 5:09pm

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thank you indeed [In reply to] Can't Post

I'll look for something weird today...

 
 

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