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Greenwood Hobbit
Tol Eressea
Jan 10, 9:16am
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LOTR Caption Contest CCLX
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This all LOOKS very romantic, but what are they actually saying to each other?
(This post was edited by Greenwood Hobbit on Jan 10, 9:24am)
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Tampa Phil
Rivendell
Jan 10, 5:46pm
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Arwen: “Long years have passed. You did not have the cares you carry now”
Aragorn: “Well, I’ve had to make do with the Blu-Ray version all this time”
Arwen: “Do you remember what I told you?”
Aragorn: “You said there would be an Ultra-HD 4K version eventually”
Arwen: “And to that I hold”
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Tampa Phil
Rivendell
Jan 10, 5:47pm
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Galadriel: “And for you, Samwise Gamgee, the Blu-Ray Box Set”
Sam: “Thank you my lady. Have you run out of those nice shiny 4K Ultra-HD versions?”
Galadriel: *groans*
Eowyn: “I warned you about this last time”
Galadriel: *bangs head against mallorn tree*
Celeborn: “Do I get more lines here?”
Galadriel: “No, this isn’t the Extended Edition.”
Celeborn: “Dammit”
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Tampa Phil
Rivendell
Jan 10, 5:48pm
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Frodo: “I wish the Blu-Ray Edition had never come to me.”
Entire Cast: “ENOUGH! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!”
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Tampa Phil
Rivendell
Jan 10, 5:50pm
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Elrond: “You’ve been summoned here to answer the threat of Tampa Phil.”
Boromir: “In a dream I saw the eastern sky grow dark …”
Elrond: “This is the Theatrical Edition”
Boromir: “Sorry”
Gandalf: “These dialog parodies may yet appear in every topic of this forum. The posts are altogether unfunny”
Boromir: “It is a gift. Why not enjoy them?”
Aragorn: “You cannot enjoy them. None of us can”
Boromir: “And what would a Ranger know of meta humor?”
Legolas: “This is no mere Ranger, he is Viggo Mortensen, and he’s surely done many comedies … “ *checks IMDb* “… actually, not seeing much of anything here”
Aragorn: “I was in Purple Rose Of Cairo”
Legolas: “No, your scenes got cut”
Elrond: “You have only one choice. The posts must be deleted”
Gimli: “What are we waiting for?” *takes out laptop*
Frodo: “I will delete them … though … I do not have the clearance”
Gandalf: “I will help you Frodo Baggins”
Aragorn: “You have my moderator ID”
Legolas: “And my password … Seriously, password? Is that the best you’ve got?”
Tampa Phil: “Creative block here, sorry”
Legolas: “This is the silliest dialog parody I’ve ever been in”
Mr Badger: “Shall we stop it?”
Legolas: *pausing for comic effect* “Yeah, alright”
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Lissuin
Valinor
Jan 10, 9:44pm
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Elrond: “You’ve been summoned here to answer the threat of Tampa Phil.”
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Phil, you are a treasure.
'Nuf said.
(Not from you. I didn't mean from you! You are an unstoppable force of parody. Carry on. And thanks, mate.)
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Ataahua
Superuser
/ Moderator
Jan 11, 1:39am
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"In Rivendell, walkers stick to the *left* side. Doofus." /
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Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."
"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.
Fantasy novel - The Arcanist's Tattoo
My LOTR fan-fiction
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Alveric
Rivendell
Thu, 11:13pm
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"What? Sorry, can't hear you over the croaking of the bullfrogs, the buzzing of the mosquitos and the crickets and the snoring monkeys and the...""Why don't we step inside for a snog?"
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