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Hobbit Caption Contest CLVXVII

Belegdir
Fantastic Four


Dec 21 2020, 5:04pm

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Thorin and Bilbo in conversation. What are they saying?



Greenwood Hobbit
Justice League


Dec 21 2020, 11:09pm

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Bilbo: Thorin, sue your plastic surgeon. The nose job wasn't a success. [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Alveric
Fantastic Four


Dec 25 2020, 11:13pm

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Bilbo demonstrates one of the lesser-known Hobbit talents, [In reply to] Can't Post

...putting in his contact-lenses using only his tongue.


Lissuin
Wakandian


Dec 26 2020, 1:37am

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And the Oscar goes to...Richard Armitage as Thorin Oakenshield in [In reply to] Can't Post

Gone with the Hobbit (that incredibly stirring music plays):

"As God is my witness, as God is my witness, they're not going to lick me! I'm going to live through this, and when it's all over, I'll never be hungry again, no nor any of my folk. If I have to lie, steal, cheat or kill, as God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again!"


Cirashala
Wakandian


Dec 29 2020, 2:03am

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Why on earth is the hobbit squeaky clean after facing a warg, and I look like I...well, faced a warg...?! [In reply to] Can't Post

Dwalin (under his breath): Maybe because he wasn't dumb enough to charge a warg...

Thorin: WHAT???

Dwalin: I mean, my, my, aren't you a great dwarf warrior, Thorin Oakenshield!!!

Dwalin: (Privately to Balin)...yeah, the warg totally kicked his rear end.

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Belegdir
Fantastic Four


Jan 3, 5:45pm

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Winner! [In reply to] Can't Post

Of course, Dwalin should be suitably sarky.


Cirashala
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Jan 3, 6:01pm

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LOL [In reply to] Can't Post

I honestly thought the plastic surgery one would win LOL...

I'll have to find a new photo, but it might have to be tomorrow, just because we have church online then dinner at a friend's house. Could you shoot me a PM tomorrow to remind me, else I may forget...

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Lissuin
Wakandian


Jan 4, 11:11am

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I just had to say, Alveric, [In reply to] Can't Post

he what?! Laugh


Alveric
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Jan 4, 2:23pm

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It's fairly obscure... [In reply to] Can't Post

...it's mentioned in a partially-illegible passage of a note written on the back of a pub coaster after a few pints in 1933. Apparently Hobbits could put in, adjust, and take out their contact lenses using only their tongues. Really. It's included in The Non-existent Tales, edited by his uncle's wife's next-door-neighbor's cousin, R. J. J. Talking. I'm surprised a fan like you has never heard of it!


Lissuin
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Jan 5, 4:20am

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The level of scholarship found on TORN is, quite simply, astounding. 8-D // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Cirashala
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Jan 21, 2:24am

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Shoot! [In reply to] Can't Post

I got sick and completely forgot Unimpressed

What number is this next one again? Sorry about that!!!

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Belegdir
Fantastic Four


Jan 21, 2:10pm

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The next one should be CLVXVIII [In reply to] Can't Post

:)


Cirashala
Wakandian


Jan 21, 6:30pm

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I checked a converter [In reply to] Can't Post

and got it :) Thanks!

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