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Hobbit Caption Contest CLVXV

Lissuin
Wakandian


Nov 21 2020, 11:29pm

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Hobbit Caption Contest CLVXV Can't Post

An Elf, a Dwarf and a Wizard were feasting together. What bits of conversation were overheard? Cheers!




Na Vedui
Defender


Nov 24 2020, 1:12am

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"Tch tch tch.... [In reply to] Can't Post

..... definitely *not* Elvish. It's a reproduction. Early to mid Third Age, Mannish, probably made in Tharbad. Rather a nice bit of work in itself, of course, but they're not rare. You can pick them up for around five silver pieces. Sorry."


Ataahua
Guardian of the Galaxy / Moderator


Nov 24 2020, 1:31am

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Guy in the background: "There's enough hair around that table for an '80s metal band." / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauronís master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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Alveric
Fantastic Four


Nov 24 2020, 2:31pm

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"No, Thorin, that's avacodo toast, not dead frog sandwich." [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Greenwood Hobbit
Justice League


Nov 29 2020, 1:01pm

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Gimli: 'Salad. Why'd it have to be salad? No wonder you never see a fat Elf.' [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Belegdir
Fantastic Four


Nov 30 2020, 9:42pm

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*Gandalf thinking* Maybe if I do it very quietly. [In reply to] Can't Post

Elrond: "Thorin, do you suddenly smell burning weeds and cheese?"


Cirashala
Wakandian


Dec 4 2020, 4:28am

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HAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [In reply to] Can't Post

He's not wrong! Laugh

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Lissuin
Wakandian


Dec 7 2020, 11:40pm

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Ataahua, I'll take your word for it. Ah, yeah, [In reply to] Can't Post

I see what you mean. You win.Wink




Ataahua
Guardian of the Galaxy / Moderator


Dec 8 2020, 12:02am

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LOL. :D [In reply to] Can't Post

And thanks, Lissuin. Smile

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauronís master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


Fantasy novel - The Arcanist's Tattoo

My LOTR fan-fiction

 
 

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