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Hobbit Caption Contest CLVXV

Lissuin
Valinor


Sat, 11:29pm

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An Elf, a Dwarf and a Wizard were feasting together. What bits of conversation were overheard? Cheers!




Na Vedui
Rohan


1:12am

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..... definitely *not* Elvish. It's a reproduction. Early to mid Third Age, Mannish, probably made in Tharbad. Rather a nice bit of work in itself, of course, but they're not rare. You can pick them up for around five silver pieces. Sorry."


Ataahua
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1:31am

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Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauronís master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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