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Caption Contest CLVXIII


Oct 26 2020, 1:53pm

Post #1 of 12 (2858 views)
Caption Contest CLVXIII Can't Post

Something for All Hallows...
Could be a caption for the picture, could be a monologue or a dialogue...
Have at thee!

Greenwood Hobbit
Tol Eressea

Oct 26 2020, 4:40pm

Post #2 of 12 (2832 views)
I say, you two - I think we might have overdone the accelerant. No toasted marshmallows tonight... [In reply to] Can't Post


Na Vedui

Oct 26 2020, 9:10pm

Post #3 of 12 (2823 views)
(With apologies to Gilbert and Sullivan...) [In reply to] Can't Post

Three little spooks from Mordor we,
Nasty and creepy as we can be,
Filled to the brim with evil glee -
Three little spooks are we.

Death is a joke that's just begun ...

Witch-King of Angmar:
Everyone's pain is a source of fun...

Nobody's safe, for we care for none...

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Oct 26 2020, 9:21pm

Post #4 of 12 (2812 views)
Alexander McQueen releases its new line for summer: Infernal. / [In reply to] Can't Post


Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauronís master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.

Fantasy novel - The Arcanist's Tattoo

My LOTR fan-fiction

Greenwood Hobbit
Tol Eressea

Oct 27 2020, 9:14am

Post #5 of 12 (2782 views)
Pffftt - that is going to haunt me! [In reply to] Can't Post



Oct 27 2020, 9:29pm

Post #6 of 12 (2759 views)
1980's New Wave Funk Influence on Hobbit Films [In reply to] Can't Post

In this Hobbit installment, the director has given a nod to the American band, Talking Heads, whose 1983 song, "Burning Down the House", rose to #5 in the New Zealand charts. Sir Peter says at the time he thought that the costuming and special effects in the music video could have been a great deal more flamboyant.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3eC35LoF4U

(This post was edited by Lissuin on Oct 27 2020, 9:41pm)

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Oct 28 2020, 12:39am

Post #7 of 12 (2750 views)
LOL! [In reply to] Can't Post

But now I've got an earworm...Tongue


"I desired dragons with a profound desire"

Ethel Duath

Oct 28 2020, 5:54pm

Post #8 of 12 (2710 views)
What?! My hair is on fire? // [In reply to] Can't Post


Ethel Duath

Oct 28 2020, 5:55pm

Post #9 of 12 (2710 views)
Hahahaha! :D // [In reply to] Can't Post



Nov 2 2020, 11:49pm

Post #10 of 12 (2423 views)
These are some excellent captions [In reply to] Can't Post

And yet Na Vedui found my soft spot. I do wish someone would do a Gilbert & Sullivan / Tolkien mash-up!
I am the very model of the modern wizard-general...

Na Vedui

Nov 4 2020, 9:13pm

Post #11 of 12 (2342 views)
Gilbert and Sullivan in Middle-earth... [In reply to] Can't Post

Eomer and co introduce themselves to Aragorn, Legolas and Gimli:
"If you want to know who we are,
We are gentlemen of Ro-han..."

Arwen has misgivings:
"If we're weak enough to tarry, ere we marry, you and I,
With a more attractive maiden, weapon-laden, you may fly..."

Beruthiel (nefarious, solitary, loveless):
"I cannot tell what this love may be
That cometh to all and not to me.."

Midnight on the Barrowdowns:
"Then is the spectre's holiday
Then is the Wight's high noon..."

Maglor, post-Silmarils:
"A wandering minstrel I..."

Aldarion of Numenor admires his latest ship:
"For she is such a smart little craft
Such a neat little sweet little craft..."
Erendis: "You were meant to sing that to Me!!"

TORN girls, December 2001:
"Twenty lovesick maidens we,
Lovesick all against our will.
Twenty years hence, we shall be
Twenty lovesick maidens still..."

Greenwood Hobbit
Tol Eressea

Nov 4 2020, 10:26pm

Post #12 of 12 (2333 views)
Did someone say Gilbert & Sullivan? [In reply to] Can't Post

Tripping hither, tripping thither, nobody knows why or whither
We must fight and brandish Sting
All because of Frodoís Ring. . . . . .

We are hunky little Hobbits, ever snacking , ever dancing
We indulge in hairy habits in a manner most entrancing
If you ask us for the secret of our quest far into Mordor
We reply with some concern that the whole thing is in disorder
Yes, itís in immense disorder, in disorder.

Tripping hither, tripping thither, nobody knows why or whither
We must fight and brandish Sting
All because of Frodoís Ring. . . . . .


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