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HILARIOUS fan fiction- do not eat or drink when you read it!

Cirashala
Valinor


Oct 9 2020, 1:21am

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HILARIOUS fan fiction- do not eat or drink when you read it! Can't Post

Not mine, and warning there is a little language but it's mild. But oh my goodness, this has got to be one of the funniest things I've ever read (On par with "Decluttering Rivendell)"!

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11152019/1/The-Incident

Three words- elflings, laxatives, unsupervised Sly

My writing and novels:

My Hobbit Fanfiction

My historical novel print and kindle version

My historical novels ebook version compatible with all ereaders

You can also find my novel at most major book retailers online (and for those outside the US who prefer a print book, you can find the print version at Book Depository). Search "Amazing Grace Amanda Longpre'" to find it.

Happy reading everyone!


(This post was edited by Cirashala on Oct 9 2020, 1:21am)


Tolkien R.J.J
Rivendell


Oct 4, 5:52pm

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Great stuff [In reply to] Can't Post

Thanks for sharing.

I am in fact a Hobbit (in all but size). I like gardens, trees and unmechanized farmlands; I smoke a pipe, and like good plain food (unrefrigerated), but detest French cooking; I like, and even dare to wear in these dull days, ornamental waistcoats. I am fond of mushrooms (out of a field); have a very simple sense of humour (which even my appreciative critics find tiresome); I go to bed late and get up late.
J.R.R Tolkien

 
 

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