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Hobbit caption contest CLVX


Sep 13, 1:19pm

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Hobbit caption contest CLVX Can't Post

Here we go. Fish jokes? puns on fish names? fishmonger situations? Restaurant humor? Maybe the fish are saying something?

Ethel Duath

Sep 13, 9:43pm

Post #2 of 7 (364 views)
I only work for scale.// [In reply to] Can't Post


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Sep 14, 1:33am

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Ha! :D / [In reply to] Can't Post


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Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauronís master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.

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(This post was edited by Ataahua on Sep 14, 1:35am)


Sep 14, 2:59am

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"Dwalin, can ye loan me a fin?" // [In reply to] Can't Post



(This post was edited by Otaku-sempai on Sep 14, 3:00am)

Tol Eressea

Mon, 9:04pm

Post #5 of 7 (285 views)
Graham- Pete, you mean I have to go the rest of the day smelling like FISH?! [In reply to] Can't Post

PJ- Nope- you'll also be going through a toilet.

Graham-...get my agent. I need a pay raise! And lots and lots of deodorant!

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Wed, 11:36pm

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Lost in Translation [In reply to] Can't Post

"....... So, tryin' to be obligin' since he's a guest, I go to the market for him first thing this mornin'. And did I get a word of thanks for my trouble?! I did not! He was ever so rude when I tipped all that lovely fresh louvar into his tub! Spoilin' nice fish! I declare, Mildred, them Dwarves is queer folk! And what on earth is a loofah?!"

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Tol Eressea

Thu, 9:24pm

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'Is this just a terrible bream? Will I wake up soon?' [In reply to] Can't Post



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