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Alveric
Lorien


Sep 13 2020, 1:19pm

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Hobbit caption contest CLVX Can't Post

 
Here we go. Fish jokes? puns on fish names? fishmonger situations? Restaurant humor? Maybe the fish are saying something?




Ethel Duath
Half-elven


Sep 13 2020, 9:43pm

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I only work for scale.// [In reply to] Can't Post

 



Ataahua
Forum Admin / Moderator


Sep 14 2020, 1:33am

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Ha! :D / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauronís master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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Otaku-sempai
Immortal


Sep 14 2020, 2:59am

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"Dwalin, can ye loan me a fin?" // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

#FidelityToTolkien

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Cirashala
Valinor


Sep 14 2020, 9:04pm

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Graham- Pete, you mean I have to go the rest of the day smelling like FISH?! [In reply to] Can't Post

PJ- Nope- you'll also be going through a toilet.

Graham-...get my agent. I need a pay raise! And lots and lots of deodorant!

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Lissuin
Valinor


Sep 16 2020, 11:36pm

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Lost in Translation [In reply to] Can't Post

"....... So, tryin' to be obligin' since he's a guest, I go to the market for him first thing this mornin'. And did I get a word of thanks for my trouble?! I did not! He was ever so rude when I tipped all that lovely fresh louvar into his tub! Spoilin' nice fish! I declare, Mildred, them Dwarves is queer folk! And what on earth is a loofah?!"


Greenwood Hobbit
Tol Eressea


Sep 17 2020, 9:24pm

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'Is this just a terrible bream? Will I wake up soon?' [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Alveric
Lorien


Sep 30 2020, 1:17pm

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once again the touch of surrealism appelas to me [In reply to] Can't Post

and the Greenwood Hobbit of Tol Eressea takes the baton!


Greenwood Hobbit
Tol Eressea


Sep 30 2020, 8:45pm

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Whoopee, I'm in first plaice! [In reply to] Can't Post

Eel mullet over and find something suitable...Tongue

 
 

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