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Na Vedui
Rohan
Aug 7 2020, 6:25pm
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Decluttering Rivendell
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"I feel an urge to seek the West
Each time I hear the word "bequest."
Poor Elrond! Running the repository for three Ages' worth of Elvish lore and culture has its problems. But Saruman, it seems, can provide the answer...Full story attached.
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Cirashala
Valinor
Aug 11 2020, 1:45am
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HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
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Bravo, bravo! Well done!
In laughing my sides did ache,for you, m'dear, did take the cake!Such humor was your tale,My children did thus pale.For tears my eyes did fill,Share this with my hubs I will!
Nicely done! 
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Na Vedui
Rohan
Aug 11 2020, 6:45pm
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I'd had bits of it kicking around the house for ages, but being stuck in COVID lockdown made me get on and finish it at last.
Your verse made me laugh out loud!
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Cirashala
Valinor
Aug 11 2020, 6:50pm
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My 11 year old actually came up to me, asked me to quiet down [laughing] so she could finish her movie in peace (her words, not mine), and then came back ten minutes later when I was still chuckling to myself, sighed loudly and said with resignation, "You're broken." 
My writing and novels:
My Hobbit Fanfiction
My historical novel print and kindle version
My historical novels ebook version compatible with all ereaders
You can also find my novel at most major book retailers online (and for those outside the US who prefer a print book, you can find the print version at Book Depository). Search "Amazing Grace Amanda Longpre'" to find it.
Happy reading everyone!
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Ethel Duath
Half-elven
Aug 14 2020, 11:01pm
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Oh my goodness, Mods levitating!!!!!
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Absolutely brilliant. I'm speechless.
Thanks for an epic laugh!
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dernwyn
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Aug 15 2020, 2:32am
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Oh gosh - LOL!
This is fantastic - but now I'm going to be thinking twice about tossing anything out! 
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"I desired dragons with a profound desire"
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sevilodorf
Tol Eressea
Aug 15 2020, 4:12pm
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Do you have Chuck & Binnit's contact number?
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I could use them.
Excellent Decluttering warning.
Be Careful what you throw away,
For undoubtedly you will need it straight away.
Fourth Age Adventures at the Inn of the Burping Troll http://burpingtroll.com
Home of TheOneRing.net Best FanFic stories of 2005 and 2006 "The Last Grey Ship" and "Ashes, East Wind, Hope That Rises" by Erin Rua
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Annael
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Aug 15 2020, 6:04pm
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one of the best things I've read on TORn
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in 21 years!
Mike Brooks's (Ufthak's) "Gandalf's Diary" was another . . . and he has gone on to fame & success as a sci-fi writer. Any plans in that direction, yourself?
I am a dreamer of words, of written words.
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Na Vedui
Rohan
Aug 25 2020, 5:59pm
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- I had great fun writing it, and am especially glad to be able to give people a smile in the present circumstances.
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Na Vedui
Rohan
Aug 25 2020, 6:02pm
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I am very glad I kept lots of books, clothes to repair/alter instead of buying new, craft supplies etc etc - as a result I was never short of anything to do during lockdown, and if all else failed there was always the dusting, which was (and is) a bit like painting the Forth Bridge...
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Na Vedui
Rohan
Aug 25 2020, 6:07pm
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I am sorry to have to inform you.....
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... that Chuck and Binnit are both currently in therapy. One sight of my house and contents, and they had hysterics. Troll tried to help; he said "Just put house in skip". But they measured and it wouldn't fit, so C & B broke down altogether. I believe they are intending to concentrate on Lifestyle Consultancy when they have recovered.
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Na Vedui
Rohan
Aug 25 2020, 6:14pm
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I'm having a go at Beruthiel (prose not verse) but it's turning into a regular Oliphaunt, so goodness knows when/whether I will finish it.
Is Gandalf's Diary still accessible anywhere?
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Ethel Duath
Half-elven
Aug 30 2020, 8:04pm
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especially if one can keep the rhythm going are a special joy. I could just never sustain it beyond 2 or 3 stanzas without the wording getting ridiculously awkward! My hood is off to you.
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Ioreth
Rivendell
Oct 31 2020, 8:28am
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That was a fun way to start Saturday! Very well done!!!! Thanks!
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