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Decluttering Rivendell

Na Vedui
Rohan


Aug 7, 6:25pm

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"I feel an urge to seek the West
Each time I hear the word "bequest."
Poor Elrond! Running the repository for three Ages' worth of Elvish lore and culture has its problems. But Saruman, it seems, can provide the answer...Full story attached.
Attachments: DECLUTTERING RIVENDELL.docx (40.6 KB)


Cirashala
Tol Eressea


Aug 11, 1:45am

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HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 [In reply to] Can't Post

Bravo, bravo! Well done!

In laughing my sides did ache,for you, m'dear, did take the cake!Such humor was your tale,My children did thus pale.For tears my eyes did fill,Share this with my hubs I will!


Nicely done! LaughLaughLaughLaughLaughLaughLaugh

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Na Vedui
Rohan


Aug 11, 6:45pm

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Glad you enjoyed it! [In reply to] Can't Post

I'd had bits of it kicking around the house for ages, but being stuck in COVID lockdown made me get on and finish it at last.
Your verse made me laugh out loud!


Cirashala
Tol Eressea


Aug 11, 6:50pm

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ROFL [In reply to] Can't Post

My 11 year old actually came up to me, asked me to quiet down [laughing] so she could finish her movie in peace (her words, not mine), and then came back ten minutes later when I was still chuckling to myself, sighed loudly and said with resignation, "You're broken." Sly

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Ethel Duath
Half-elven


Aug 14, 11:01pm

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Oh my goodness, Mods levitating!!!!! [In reply to] Can't Post

Absolutely brilliant. I'm speechless.
Thanks for an epic laugh!



dernwyn
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Aug 15, 2:32am

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Chuck and Binnit??? [In reply to] Can't Post

Oh gosh - LOL!Laugh

This is fantastic - but now I'm going to be thinking twice about tossing anything out! Shocked


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sevilodorf
Tol Eressea


Aug 15, 4:12pm

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Do you have Chuck & Binnit's contact number? [In reply to] Can't Post

I could use them.

Excellent Decluttering warning.

Be Careful what you throw away,
For undoubtedly you will need it straight away.

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Annael
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Aug 15, 6:04pm

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one of the best things I've read on TORn [In reply to] Can't Post

in 21 years!

Mike Brooks's (Ufthak's) "Gandalf's Diary" was another . . . and he has gone on to fame & success as a sci-fi writer. Any plans in that direction, yourself?

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Na Vedui
Rohan


Aug 25, 5:59pm

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Glad you enjoyed it - [In reply to] Can't Post

- I had great fun writing it, and am especially glad to be able to give people a smile in the present circumstances.


Na Vedui
Rohan


Aug 25, 6:02pm

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Well ... [In reply to] Can't Post

I am very glad I kept lots of books, clothes to repair/alter instead of buying new, craft supplies etc etc - as a result I was never short of anything to do during lockdown, and if all else failed there was always the dusting, which was (and is) a bit like painting the Forth Bridge...


Na Vedui
Rohan


Aug 25, 6:07pm

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I am sorry to have to inform you..... [In reply to] Can't Post

... that Chuck and Binnit are both currently in therapy. One sight of my house and contents, and they had hysterics. Troll tried to help; he said "Just put house in skip". But they measured and it wouldn't fit, so C & B broke down altogether. I believe they are intending to concentrate on Lifestyle Consultancy when they have recovered.


Na Vedui
Rohan


Aug 25, 6:14pm

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Thank you! [In reply to] Can't Post

I'm having a go at Beruthiel (prose not verse) but it's turning into a regular Oliphaunt, so goodness knows when/whether I will finish it.
Is Gandalf's Diary still accessible anywhere?


Ethel Duath
Half-elven


Aug 30, 8:04pm

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Rhymes that work [In reply to] Can't Post

especially if one can keep the rhythm going are a special joy. I could just never sustain it beyond 2 or 3 stanzas without the wording getting ridiculously awkward! My hood is off to you.Smile



Cirashala
Tol Eressea


Sep 2, 1:06am

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This lovely poem will be the source of my random, teary-eyed laughter for many years.

And this little "epilogue" has me in stitches (esp since hubby is a mental health therapist) Sly

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