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LOTR Caption Contest CCL

Ataahua
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Aug 3, 8:50pm

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Yes, this is the 250th caption contest on the LOTR board!

To celebrate, we turn to our two loveable goofballs, Pippin and Merry. What's happening here? And why is Pippin looking so sheepish?



Happy captioning!

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauronís master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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Aug 5, 12:14pm

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Um... [In reply to] Can't Post

Pippen "How many years can they do these captions?"Merry "Um..."
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Otaku-sempai
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Aug 5, 3:08pm

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Merry: "What's wrong now Pipin?" [In reply to] Can't Post

Pippin: "Gandalf reset the parental controls on the Seeing-stone."

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Tol Eressea


Aug 5, 5:06pm

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250th? Wow! [In reply to] Can't Post

Merry: Hmm, what prank could I play on the Horse Lords of Rohan?Pippin: Just. Don't. Go There...


Lissuin
Valinor


Aug 6, 1:41am

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Merry: "Um..... [In reply to] Can't Post

as long as people keep stopping by, eh, Pip?"
Wink


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Ataahua
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Aug 11, 2:25am

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Congrats, Otaku-sempai - you've won this round! :) [In reply to] Can't Post

And honestly, parental controls that even Denethor couldn't break would have solved a lot of problems...

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauronís master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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My LOTR fan-fiction


Cirashala
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Aug 11, 2:33am

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Pippin- Uh oh [In reply to] Can't Post

Pippin- Merry, I really need to fart.
Merry- The king isn't done talking yet. We can't just leave.
Pippin- What are we going to do? I can't wait!
Merry- Hmm, let's see. Maybe if we blame it on the dwarf? Think they'll buy it?
Pippin- Man, I really shouldn't have had all that roasted pork last night!
Pippin lets it out silently, but deadly.

*A minute later*

Legolas- Gimli, seriously?
Theoden- Would you dare to defile my halls with that stench, dwarf?!
Gandalf- Dwarves, honestly.
Gimli- It wasn't me! Aragorn, tell them!
Aragorn- Now, Gimli, that was NOT so courteous.
Gimli- B-but...!

Merry- Told ya they'd blame the dwarf.
Pippin- Ahhhh, much better.

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(This post was edited by Ataahua on Aug 11, 5:29am)


Otaku-sempai
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Aug 11, 1:52pm

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Thanks, Ataahua! [In reply to] Can't Post

I'll see what I can find later.

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