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Ataahua
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Aug 3 2020, 8:50pm
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LOTR Caption Contest CCL
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Yes, this is the 250th caption contest on the LOTR board!
To celebrate, we turn to our two loveable goofballs, Pippin and Merry. What's happening here? And why is Pippin looking so sheepish?
Happy captioning!
Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."
"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.
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My LOTR fan-fiction
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Intergalactic Lawman
Rohan
Aug 5 2020, 12:14pm
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Pippen "How many years can they do these captions?"Merry "Um..."
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Otaku-sempai
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Aug 5 2020, 3:08pm
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Merry: "What's wrong now Pipin?"
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Pippin: "Gandalf reset the parental controls on the Seeing-stone."
#FidelityToTolkien
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Greenwood Hobbit
Valinor
Aug 5 2020, 5:06pm
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Merry: Hmm, what prank could I play on the Horse Lords of Rohan?Pippin: Just. Don't. Go There...
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Lissuin
Valinor
Aug 6 2020, 1:41am
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as long as people keep stopping by, eh, Pip?"
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Ataahua
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Aug 11 2020, 2:25am
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Congrats, Otaku-sempai - you've won this round! :)
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And honestly, parental controls that even Denethor couldn't break would have solved a lot of problems...
Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."
"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.
Fantasy novel - The Arcanist's Tattoo
My LOTR fan-fiction
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Cirashala
Valinor
Aug 11 2020, 2:33am
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Pippin- Merry, I really need to fart.
Merry- The king isn't done talking yet. We can't just leave.
Pippin- What are we going to do? I can't wait!
Merry- Hmm, let's see. Maybe if we blame it on the dwarf? Think they'll buy it?
Pippin- Man, I really shouldn't have had all that roasted pork last night!
Pippin lets it out silently, but deadly.
*A minute later*
Legolas- Gimli, seriously?
Theoden- Would you dare to defile my halls with that stench, dwarf?!
Gandalf- Dwarves, honestly.
Gimli- It wasn't me! Aragorn, tell them!
Aragorn- Now, Gimli, that was NOT so courteous.
Gimli- B-but...!
Merry- Told ya they'd blame the dwarf.
Pippin- Ahhhh, much better.
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My Hobbit Fanfiction
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You can also find my novel at most major book retailers online (and for those outside the US who prefer a print book, you can find the print version at Book Depository). Search "Amazing Grace Amanda Longpre'" to find it.
Happy reading everyone!
(This post was edited by Ataahua on Aug 11 2020, 5:29am)
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Otaku-sempai
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Aug 11 2020, 1:52pm
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I'll see what I can find later.
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