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Hobbit Caption Contest CLV

Alveric
Rivendell


Jun 25, 2:43pm

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Hobbit Caption Contest CLV Can't Post

I always like a bit of a franchise mash-up...


I'm sure everyone knows what's going on here! But who is speaking (or thinking), and what are they saying?


Lissuin
Valinor


Jun 26, 8:09pm

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Every man should love a redhead once in his life... [In reply to] Can't Post

twice if he survives!


Lissuin
Valinor


Jun 26, 8:15pm

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Tauriel: Why does it hurt so much?! [In reply to] Can't Post

Demelza: Hurt? You're in for a world of hurt, Wood Elf!


Lissuin
Valinor


Jun 26, 8:21pm

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Ross: Demelza......? [In reply to] Can't Post

Tauriel: Lie still, amralimne.

Ross: You cannot be her. She is far away. She... she is far, far away from me.

Demelza: Not as far away as you thought, eh, lovey?


Lissuin
Valinor


Jun 26, 8:25pm

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There was a young lady named Poldark [In reply to] Can't Post

Whose husband was killt by a white shark.
She cried when she heard
Till she found out he'd erred
And been off with an Elf on a big lark.


Lissuin
Valinor


Jun 26, 8:27pm

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There once was a gal named Demelza [In reply to] Can't Post

Who thought she'd found quite a nice fella.
But a warrior Elf
Wanted him for herself
So the angry wife sank their flotilla.

The End.


(This post was edited by Lissuin on Jun 26, 8:33pm)


Greenwood Hobbit
Tol Eressea


Jun 28, 12:50pm

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'Ross, why be you never invitin' me to your fancy dress parties? [In reply to] Can't Post

I'd watch it, maid (if indeed you be so) - 'e's never bin able to take 'is liquor an 'e'll be teasy as 'n adder when he comes round...'


Lissuin
Valinor


Jun 28, 6:01pm

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LOL. Perfect! [In reply to] Can't Post

Demelza would say every word of that.

I hereby cede you this round, GH.


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I'd watch it maid (if indeed you be so)

Laugh Bazinga!


Alveric
Rivendell


Jul 5, 10:50pm

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a sword-choice, a red choice [In reply to] Can't Post

Caught between the exceptional creativity of Lussuin (particularly, you're in a for a world of hurt, wood-elf) and the dead-on dialect pastiche of Greenwood Hobbit, I was swayed by the good-sportingness of Lissuin in conceding, and I'll go with it. Greenwood Hobbit, thy name is Victory!


Greenwood Hobbit
Tol Eressea


Jul 6, 8:36am

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*bows to Alveric and Lissuin* [In reply to] Can't Post

I shall get onto that directly - thanks to you both!


Lissuin
Valinor


Jul 9, 4:48am

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The best hobbit won, GH. Cheers! :-) // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

 
 

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