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Alveric
Lorien
Jun 25 2020, 2:43pm
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Hobbit Caption Contest CLV
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I always like a bit of a franchise mash-up... I'm sure everyone knows what's going on here! But who is speaking (or thinking), and what are they saying?
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Lissuin
Valinor
Jun 26 2020, 8:09pm
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Every man should love a redhead once in his life...
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twice if he survives!
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Lissuin
Valinor
Jun 26 2020, 8:15pm
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Tauriel: Why does it hurt so much?!
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Demelza: Hurt? You're in for a world of hurt, Wood Elf!
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Lissuin
Valinor
Jun 26 2020, 8:21pm
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Tauriel: Lie still, amralimne. Ross: You cannot be her. She is far away. She... she is far, far away from me. Demelza: Not as far away as you thought, eh, lovey?
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Lissuin
Valinor
Jun 26 2020, 8:25pm
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There was a young lady named Poldark
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Whose husband was killt by a white shark. She cried when she heard Till she found out he'd erred And been off with an Elf on a big lark.
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Lissuin
Valinor
Jun 26 2020, 8:27pm
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There once was a gal named Demelza
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Who thought she'd found quite a nice fella. But a warrior Elf Wanted him for herself So the angry wife sank their flotilla. The End.
(This post was edited by Lissuin on Jun 26 2020, 8:33pm)
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Greenwood Hobbit
Valinor
Jun 28 2020, 12:50pm
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'Ross, why be you never invitin' me to your fancy dress parties?
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I'd watch it, maid (if indeed you be so) - 'e's never bin able to take 'is liquor an 'e'll be teasy as 'n adder when he comes round...'
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Alveric
Lorien
Jul 5 2020, 10:50pm
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Caught between the exceptional creativity of Lussuin (particularly, you're in a for a world of hurt, wood-elf) and the dead-on dialect pastiche of Greenwood Hobbit, I was swayed by the good-sportingness of Lissuin in conceding, and I'll go with it. Greenwood Hobbit, thy name is Victory!
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Greenwood Hobbit
Valinor
Jul 6 2020, 8:36am
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I shall get onto that directly - thanks to you both!
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Lissuin
Valinor
Jul 9 2020, 4:48am
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The best hobbit won, GH. Cheers! :-) //
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