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Hobbit caption contest CLII

Alveric
Rivendell


May 7, 9:16pm

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How here's something you don't see everyday--
and if it gives you more options for amusing tomfoolery, a supplementary image:

Jest on!


Ataahua
Superuser / Moderator


May 7, 10:42pm

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"Order up! Orc-kebab for Lego Lass!" / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauronís master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


Fantasy novel - The Arcanist's Tattoo

My LOTR fan-fiction


Greenwood Hobbit
Tol Eressea


May 8, 1:13pm

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Legolas: Nasssty rough Orcses, we hatess them *cough* Can't think what came over me there... [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Belegdir
Lorien


May 11, 3:55pm

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Orc 1: Are you sure this will get rid of my headache? [In reply to] Can't Post

Orc 2: Trust me.


Loresilme
Valinor


May 11, 9:40pm

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"Two under par?" // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Alveric
Rivendell


May 27, 9:55pm

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Winner! [In reply to] Can't Post

Elegant in its simplicity, and now I can't help think of Legolas as anything but a guy who just loves golf!
Maybe Gimli's secretly a squash enthusiast, and to relax Gollum likes to whack a ping-pong ball.


Greenwood Hobbit
Tol Eressea


May 28, 8:28am

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*wipes tea off keyboard* [In reply to] Can't Post

Gimli? Squash?! The mind truly boggles...Sly


Loresilme
Valinor


May 30, 12:08pm

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Elegant in its simplicity, and now I can't help think of Legolas as anything but a guy who just loves golf!
Maybe Gimli's secretly a squash enthusiast, and to relax Gollum likes to whack a ping-pong ball.


...and maybe the 13 dwarves played rugby. I think you're on to something Alveric Laugh!


Thanks for the win! I shall be back asap with the next installment!


Alveric
Rivendell


May 30, 12:23pm

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I think I'll start a thread on this is "Main"! [In reply to] Can't Post

 

 
 

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