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Hobbit Caption Contest CLI


Apr 23 2020, 10:06pm

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Hobbit Caption Contest CLI Can't Post

Breath the free air, my friends! (just a bit of trilogies mixing there)

(sigh) What do you think Bilbo or one of the Company would have said on first seeing Beorn's arcadian homestead? Or...what would the animals have said on seeing them? Wink

(This post was edited by Lissuin on Apr 23 2020, 10:20pm)

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Apr 24 2020, 9:33pm

Post #2 of 7 (2008 views)
Will you look at the size of those geese, boys? Run! [In reply to] Can't Post



Apr 29 2020, 9:51pm

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Says Mavis the cow: "Beryl, I don't mind working on Beorn's farm, but... [In reply to] Can't Post

...if his bear tries to milk me again, I'm going on strike!"


May 4 2020, 11:15am

Post #4 of 7 (1700 views)
So, I know that Beorn's talking animals are not universally appreciated, but [In reply to] Can't Post

another option was suggested. Any further clever answers to add? Ok, a couple more days, then we'll leave Paradise to the watchful care of Beorn's faithful old farm pooch. I think his name is Bo. Smile


May 7 2020, 5:12pm

Post #5 of 7 (1525 views)
Aaaaand back to you, Alveric. [In reply to] Can't Post

Get us out of here, mate! It is possible to have too much honey cake. Carry on! Smile


May 7 2020, 8:54pm

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thank you indeed [In reply to] Can't Post

My first thought had to do with this picture being a publicity shot for Beorn's Organic Dairy... but I couldn't get any further with that thought. I also considered some feeble pun involving the word "udder" which I set aside.

Now let me try to find some image of one or more of the cast pulling a funny face.


May 8 2020, 1:32am

Post #7 of 7 (1494 views)
Yes, Beorn's place would make a great episode for Country Calendar, [In reply to] Can't Post

a weekly tv show about country life in New Zealand. Folks would be udderly enchanted! Angelic


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