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LotR Caption Contest CCXLIV

Otaku-sempai
Immortal


Apr 6 2020, 4:15pm

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LotR Caption Contest CCXLIV Can't Post

Number 244! You know what to do! How would you caption the image below? Situation desperate, but not serious.



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Ataahua
Forum Admin / Moderator


Apr 6 2020, 7:28pm

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"I said I'd take *all* of your Girl Scout biscuits. Leave the boxes." / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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My LOTR fan-fiction


Greenwood Hobbit
Valinor


Apr 6 2020, 10:10pm

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Gandalf: 'You put your left leg in, your left leg out - what if the hokey cokey IS what it's all about?' [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Alveric
Lorien


Apr 11 2020, 10:56pm

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That's not the tomb of Balin... [In reply to] Can't Post

 
...it's a crate of toilet paper.


Lissuin
Valinor


Apr 12 2020, 2:58am

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Pfffffffffff! / [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Otaku-sempai
Immortal


Apr 16 2020, 1:17pm

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Any more entries? [In reply to] Can't Post

If anyone else as a caption, I can wait a couple more days or so.

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squire
Half-elven


Apr 16 2020, 7:48pm

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Trained to fight shoulder-to-shoulder, [In reply to] Can't Post

our heroes found it difficult to fight while practicing social distancing.



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Greenwood Hobbit
Valinor


Apr 17 2020, 5:56pm

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Oh, nice one! (Left a bit, Boromir...) [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Otaku-sempai
Immortal


Apr 20 2020, 2:39am

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Winner! [In reply to] Can't Post

Topical, but still funny. You're up squire!

Good efforts all!

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