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LotR Caption Contest CCXLIV


Apr 6, 4:15pm

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LotR Caption Contest CCXLIV Can't Post

Number 244! You know what to do! How would you caption the image below? Situation desperate, but not serious.


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Apr 6, 7:28pm

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"I said I'd take *all* of your Girl Scout biscuits. Leave the boxes." / [In reply to] Can't Post


Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauronís master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.

Fantasy novel - The Arcanist's Tattoo

My LOTR fan-fiction

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Tol Eressea

Apr 6, 10:10pm

Post #3 of 9 (2829 views)
Gandalf: 'You put your left leg in, your left leg out - what if the hokey cokey IS what it's all about?' [In reply to] Can't Post



Apr 11, 10:56pm

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That's not the tomb of Balin... [In reply to] Can't Post

...it's a crate of toilet paper.


Apr 12, 2:58am

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Pfffffffffff! / [In reply to] Can't Post



Apr 16, 1:17pm

Post #6 of 9 (1913 views)
Any more entries? [In reply to] Can't Post

If anyone else as a caption, I can wait a couple more days or so.



Apr 16, 7:48pm

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Trained to fight shoulder-to-shoulder, [In reply to] Can't Post

our heroes found it difficult to fight while practicing social distancing.

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Greenwood Hobbit
Tol Eressea

Apr 17, 5:56pm

Post #8 of 9 (1793 views)
Oh, nice one! (Left a bit, Boromir...) [In reply to] Can't Post



Apr 20, 2:39am

Post #9 of 9 (1527 views)
Winner! [In reply to] Can't Post

Topical, but still funny. You're up squire!

Good efforts all!



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