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It's a Middle-earth Christmas Carol challenge!
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Greenwood Hobbit
Tol Eressea


Dec 19 2019, 9:16pm

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Thanks Dernwyn! By the time I realised what I'd done [In reply to] Can't Post

I'd left it too late to edit myself.


Cirashala
Tol Eressea


Dec 19 2019, 10:13pm

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I always found that song to be incredibly creepy [In reply to] Can't Post

He watches you when you're sleeping? Sounds like Santa is in the NSA...or maybe CIA...

Good Middle-earth rendition though!

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Cirashala
Tol Eressea


Dec 19 2019, 10:15pm

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You, my good sir, bow to no one [In reply to] Can't Post

You even nailed the syllabic cadence of that song! Hats off to you!

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Cirashala
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Dec 19 2019, 10:19pm

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This about killed me [In reply to] Can't Post

LaughLaughLaughLaughLaugh
On an unrelated side note- how do you get grape juice stains off a keyboard?

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Solicitr
Gondor


Dec 20 2019, 4:20pm

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One for the Orcs [In reply to] Can't Post

Deck the holes with Dwarvish corpses
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la la la!
'Tis the time to be remorseless
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la la la!
Call we now our expert rackers
Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la la la!
Hear them pop like Christmas crackers
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la la la!


Greenwood Hobbit
Tol Eressea


Dec 21 2019, 10:18am

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Eurgh... excellent!! [In reply to] Can't Post

 


grammaboodawg
Immortal


Dec 27 2019, 6:43pm

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Late again... but this was fun :D [In reply to] Can't Post

What a great way to enjoy the holiday :D Thanks Ataahua!

Samwise's Gaffer
Sung to the tune gramma got run over by a reindeer

Samwise got run over by his gaffer
even when the elder wasn't there.
Words of wisdom packed in with his fry pan
and brought out during times of flubs or care.


Hobbits perched safe there in Riv'dell
just in time for pre-Yuletide.
Looking wide-eyed at the Elf-lords
Sam felt a ninnyhammer and so shied.

Samwise got run over by his gaffer
even when the elder wasn't there.
Words of wisdom packed in with his fry pan
and brought out during times of flubs or care.


Frodo's well and Bilbo's with us.
Friends and Gandalf sharing drinks
Sam laughed, 'Well, I was born lucky,
whatever my ol' gaffer sez or thinks.'

Samwise got run over by his gaffer
even when the elder wasn't there.
Words of wisdom packed in with his fry pan
and brought out during times of flubs or care.




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(This post was edited by grammaboodawg on Dec 27 2019, 6:47pm)

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