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LOTR caption contest CCXXXV

Alveric
Rivendell


Nov 21 2019, 2:10pm

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LOTR caption contest CCXXXV Can't Post

This is the almost-dead Faramir carted off to be coated in oil by Dad. Or is it?




Greenwood Hobbit
Tol Eressea


Nov 21 2019, 3:50pm

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Guys, I did say he's a nice bloke, but I didn't expect my 'dish of the day' comment to be taken so literally. [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Cirashala
Tol Eressea


Nov 21 2019, 4:56pm

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Turns out Bombur wasn't the only one to fall into the enchanted stream [In reply to] Can't Post

but Faramir's soldiers were mighty glad he was much lighter than Bombur had been!

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Ataahua
Superuser / Moderator


Nov 22 2019, 11:20pm

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ROFL! / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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StingingFly
Lorien


Nov 22 2019, 11:32pm

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while not the best captain, Faramir was a rock star in the Gregorian Chant scene...here he crowd surfs after delivering a righteous solo! [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Bracegirdle
Valinor


Dec 1 2019, 4:38pm

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A few volunteers in full dress rehearsal, supervised by Faramir the Undead, carry him down Rath Dínen on an innovative proto caisson. / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'

Gandalf to Denethor




Lissuin
Valinor


Dec 2 2019, 9:08am

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Planking Down Under / [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Alveric
Rivendell


Dec 11 2019, 12:39am

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Cirashala crowed! [In reply to] Can't Post

with bonus point for complex intertextuality. Your turn!
(Planking down under was good too)


Cirashala
Tol Eressea


Dec 11 2019, 1:00am

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Thank you! [In reply to] Can't Post

Wish me luck...posting pictures is darn hard on here it seems! Either it's tiny or gargantuan-still trying to figure out the middle ground in the easiest way possible...

My writing and novels:

My Hobbit Fanfiction

My historical novel print and kindle version

My historical novels ebook version compatible with all ereaders

You can also find my novel at most major book retailers online (and for those outside the US who prefer a print book, you can find the print version at Book Depository). Search "Amazing Grace Amanda Longpre'" to find it.

Happy reading everyone!

 
 

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