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Nov 21, 2:10pm

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LOTR caption contest CCXXXV Can't Post

This is the almost-dead Faramir carted off to be coated in oil by Dad. Or is it?

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Nov 21, 3:50pm

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Guys, I did say he's a nice bloke, but I didn't expect my 'dish of the day' comment to be taken so literally. [In reply to] Can't Post


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Nov 21, 4:56pm

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Turns out Bombur wasn't the only one to fall into the enchanted stream [In reply to] Can't Post

but Faramir's soldiers were mighty glad he was much lighter than Bombur had been!

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Nov 22, 11:20pm

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ROFL! / [In reply to] Can't Post


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Nov 22, 11:32pm

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while not the best captain, Faramir was a rock star in the Gregorian Chant scene...here he crowd surfs after delivering a righteous solo! [In reply to] Can't Post



Sun, 4:38pm

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A few volunteers in full dress rehearsal, supervised by Faramir the Undead, carry him down Rath Dínen on an innovative proto caisson. / [In reply to] Can't Post


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But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'

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Mon, 9:08am

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Planking Down Under / [In reply to] Can't Post



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