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What do they take us for?

Tol Eressea

Nov 22 2019, 1:03pm

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What do they take us for? Can't Post

- clearly someone consider us Tolkienites to be ludicrously stupid people -


(This post was edited by Ataahua on Nov 22 2019, 11:22pm)


Nov 22 2019, 4:55pm

Post #2 of 8 (1546 views)
WTH!!! [In reply to] Can't Post

HAHAHA. Pathetic!

"I have seen it..."

(This post was edited by Ataahua on Nov 22 2019, 11:22pm)

Tol Eressea

Nov 22 2019, 7:02pm

Post #3 of 8 (1531 views)
Oh...my...goodness [In reply to] Can't Post

I can just hear Gandalf now:

"Fool of a Took!" LaughLaughLaugh

I'm dying now...

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Nov 22 2019, 8:25pm

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They're really not thinking of you - it's some kind of running gag on eBay. [In reply to] Can't Post

If you look, you'll see you can buy a 'Cheetoh Shaped Like a Chameleon' for the low, low price of $184. There are other such bargains as well - hurry up and buy!

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Nov 23 2019, 2:01am

Post #5 of 8 (1509 views)
Ah, shoot! They won't ship to New Zealand! [In reply to] Can't Post

And it would only cost NZ$842.04.


Nov 23 2019, 1:30pm

Post #6 of 8 (1492 views)
Bwahahahaha! *applause* [In reply to] Can't Post

That it's a "flamin hot" Cheeto is twisted perfection! OMG! Why Not!? ;) What would be awesome is if there was a grain of salt where the gem should be!

*dashes for bag of Animal Crackers in search of Mumakil*

What foodstuff or items (leaves, etc.) would YOU look through and what character/item/creature would it be?


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(This post was edited by grammaboodawg on Nov 23 2019, 1:31pm)

Ethel Duath

Nov 25 2019, 2:35am

Post #7 of 8 (1437 views)
Well, the leaf [In reply to] Can't Post

would be the thing itself, I guess (leaves of Gold, Mallorns, etc.). But I get your, ahem, "drift."Laugh


A Gollum Gummy

A zucchini Orthanc (if someone carved the top a bit), or maybe one of those black carrots.

A popcorn-clump Smaug

A Bugles snack Horn of Gondor


Nov 25 2019, 11:45am

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*applause!* Well Done :D // [In reply to] Can't Post



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