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Alveric
Lorien
Nov 21 2019, 2:10pm
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LOTR caption contest CCXXXV
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This is the almost-dead Faramir carted off to be coated in oil by Dad. Or is it?
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Greenwood Hobbit
Valinor
Nov 21 2019, 3:50pm
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Guys, I did say he's a nice bloke, but I didn't expect my 'dish of the day' comment to be taken so literally.
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Ataahua
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Nov 22 2019, 11:20pm
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Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."
"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.
My original fantasy writing
My LOTR fan-fiction
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StingingFly
Lorien
Nov 22 2019, 11:32pm
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while not the best captain, Faramir was a rock star in the Gregorian Chant scene...here he crowd surfs after delivering a righteous solo!
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Bracegirdle
Valinor
Dec 1 2019, 4:38pm
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A few volunteers in full dress rehearsal, supervised by Faramir the Undead, carry him down Rath Dínen on an innovative proto caisson. /
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‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'
Gandalf to Denethor
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Alveric
Lorien
Dec 11 2019, 12:39am
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with bonus point for complex intertextuality. Your turn!
(Planking down under was good too)
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