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The Hobbit Caption Contest CXLII

Bracegirdle
Valinor


Nov 18, 8:46pm

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The Hobbit Caption Contest CXLII Can't Post

Thanks again to Greenwood Hobbit for giving my version of CXLI her approval. And occasional kudos may be overdue to Otaku-sempai for starting this ‘Hobbit Caption Contest’ back in the day.


So what’s cooking here?

‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'

Gandalf to Denethor




Cirashala
Tol Eressea


Nov 19, 4:38pm

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Fili-what a delightful tea party, Beorn. You, my good sir, are a wonderful and hospitable host and a jolly good chap! [In reply to] Can't Post

Thorin-too much, Fili. Too much.
Fili-you told us to be on our best behavior!

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(This post was edited by Cirashala on Nov 19, 4:39pm)


Greenwood Hobbit
Grey Havens


Nov 21, 9:34am

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Thorin was sceptical about Fili's mail-order course in 'Summoning Demons' [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Alveric
Rivendell


Nov 21, 2:14pm

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Fili drew the short straw, and after all... [In reply to] Can't Post

...someone had to test the demonically-possessed kombucha...


Ataahua
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Nov 22, 11:30pm

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Find someone who looks at you the way that Thorin looks at milk. / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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StingingFly
Lorien


Nov 22, 11:44pm

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"Help me, Galadriel. You're my only hope"..............."Help me, Galadriel. You're my only hope"... [In reply to] Can't Post

Thorin: "you must learn the ways of the Dwarf if you're to come with me to Erebor"


Bracegirdle
Valinor


Nov 24, 4:40pm

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REALLY !!?? [In reply to] Can't Post

I must choose a best amongst all these treasures? I’ll give it a try shortly.

‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'

Gandalf to Denethor




Bracegirdle
Valinor


Nov 25, 5:06pm

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Winner ...... Alveric .... Go for CXLIII ... Kumbaya / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'

Gandalf to Denethor




Alveric
Rivendell


Nov 26, 2:20pm

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thank you, and [In reply to] Can't Post

...just watched that scene last night actually. Somehow, Beorn still doesn't quite work for me as a character.

Next one up very soon!

 
 

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