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Hobbit caption contest CXLI

Greenwood Hobbit
Tol Eressea

Nov 7 2019, 10:08am

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Hobbit caption contest CXLI Can't Post

Wonder who's thinking what, here?

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Nov 7 2019, 6:10pm

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When he looked back on his life, Fili realised this was the moment that he decided to finally get his hands on some Ent-draught. / [In reply to] Can't Post


Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.

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Nov 11 2019, 8:21pm

Post #3 of 7 (2635 views)
The “Khuzdul Kids Quartet” is cued from off-camera to begin their rendition of “Mammy’s Little Baby Loves Shortnin’ Bread”. / [In reply to] Can't Post


‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'

Gandalf to Denethor


Nov 11 2019, 10:03pm

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- Wait! What?! Didn't we already shoot the stone giants scene last year? [In reply to] Can't Post

- Hey, we got three films now. No telling what's gonna happen. All I know for sure is Beorn shows up, goes berserk and kills Bolg.
- Cool! A book thing?
- Yeah, a book thing.

Tol Eressea

Nov 12 2019, 12:17am

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Dwalin-what's that??? [In reply to] Can't Post

Thorin-Oh no. It's the fangirls...Fili, Kili, I have an important mission for you. You MUST NOT FAIL in your task.

Fili- Brother, it has been nice knowing you.
Thorin-You must distract the fangirls for us...The king must not fall into enemy hands.
Dwalin-Um, Thorin? I don't think they're the enem--
Thorin-They're the creators of Bagginshield.
Dwalin-Nice knowin' ya, lads.

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Greenwood Hobbit
Tol Eressea

Nov 17 2019, 10:26pm

Post #6 of 7 (2527 views)
Winner! Congratulations Bracegirdle - [In reply to] Can't Post

that is beyond bizarre! The only thing more bizarre would be if they'd been going to sing barbershop, with those wigs...Tongue Good luck with contest CXLII!


Nov 18 2019, 4:25pm

Post #7 of 7 (2505 views)
Thank you Greenwood. I shall return shortly with episode CXLII of this frivolity. / [In reply to] Can't Post


‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'

Gandalf to Denethor


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