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StingingFly
Lorien
Oct 27 2019, 7:04pm
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LOTR Caption Contest CCXXXIII
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Thank you to Alveric for the nod in our previous round...
Now, who better to be the Master of Ceremonies for this week of Halloween's Caption Contest than...
...Saruman the White!
What is going on here?!
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Ataahua
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Oct 27 2019, 9:01pm
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Yes, losing a Rugby World Cup semi-final does leave you battered and aged.
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(Bit of an NZ reference there...)
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Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."
"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.
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(This post was edited by Ataahua on Oct 27 2019, 9:01pm)
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Otaku-sempai
Immortal
Oct 28 2019, 12:13am
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"Only one candy bar apiece!"
"Change is inevitable. Growth is optional." - DRWolf (after John C. Maxwell)
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Greenwood Hobbit
Valinor
Oct 28 2019, 3:02pm
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Saruman blew a gasket when the Palantir refused to show him anything but the Disney Channel
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Bracegirdle
Valinor
Oct 28 2019, 5:08pm
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“ . . . and we’re out of Twinkies! Again!!!” /
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‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'
Gandalf to Denethor
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Alveric
Lorien
Oct 28 2019, 7:42pm
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The Amazon box arrived with the shampoo, but NO CONDITIONER!?!?
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Bracegirdle
Valinor
Oct 30 2019, 9:14pm
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Saruman places a distant 3rd in the annual ‘Isengard Face-gouging & Nose-tweaking Competition’. *
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* As small compensation he nails top honors in the ‘Most Luxuriant Coif Challenge’.
‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'
Gandalf to Denethor
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StingingFly
Lorien
Nov 7 2019, 2:19am
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Who now has the might to stand against Greenwood Hobbit...and the union of the two Caption contests?
Or a better question, where in the Greenwood is Greenwood Hobbit?
A brilliant, and timely, caption, by the way.
The helm is yours.
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Greenwood Hobbit
Valinor
Nov 7 2019, 9:49am
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Wow - thank you! I thought the hair conditioner one would win -
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will potter off through the (very soggy, too much rain today) greenwood to find a suitable pic.
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