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LOTR Caption Contest CCXXXIII

StingingFly
Lorien


Oct 27, 7:04pm

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LOTR Caption Contest CCXXXIII Can't Post

Thank you to Alveric for the nod in our previous round...
Now, who better to be the Master of Ceremonies for this week of Halloween's Caption Contest than...
...Saruman the White!

What is going on here?!




Ataahua
Superuser / Moderator


Oct 27, 9:01pm

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Yes, losing a Rugby World Cup semi-final does leave you battered and aged. [In reply to] Can't Post

(Bit of an NZ reference there...)
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Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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Otaku-sempai
Immortal


Oct 28, 12:13am

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"T told you!" [In reply to] Can't Post

"Only one candy bar apiece!"

"Change is inevitable. Growth is optional." - DRWolf (after John C. Maxwell)


Greenwood Hobbit
Tol Eressea


Oct 28, 3:02pm

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Saruman blew a gasket when the Palantir refused to show him anything but the Disney Channel [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Bracegirdle
Valinor


Oct 28, 5:08pm

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“ . . . and we’re out of Twinkies! Again!!!” / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'

Gandalf to Denethor




Alveric
Rivendell


Oct 28, 7:42pm

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The Amazon box arrived with the shampoo, but NO CONDITIONER!?!? [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Alassea Elensar
Rivendell


Oct 29, 5:42pm

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LOL!! Best laugh I've had this week! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Bracegirdle
Valinor


Oct 30, 9:14pm

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Saruman places a distant 3rd in the annual ‘Isengard Face-gouging & Nose-tweaking Competition’. * [In reply to] Can't Post

* As small compensation he nails top honors in the ‘Most Luxuriant Coif Challenge’.

‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'

Gandalf to Denethor




StingingFly
Lorien


Nov 7, 2:19am

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Winner! [In reply to] Can't Post

Who now has the might to stand against Greenwood Hobbit...and the union of the two Caption contests?

Or a better question, where in the Greenwood is Greenwood Hobbit?

A brilliant, and timely, caption, by the way.

The helm is yours.


Greenwood Hobbit
Tol Eressea


Nov 7, 9:49am

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Wow - thank you! I thought the hair conditioner one would win - [In reply to] Can't Post

will potter off through the (very soggy, too much rain today) greenwood to find a suitable pic.

 
 

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