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The Hobbit Caption Contest CXL

StingingFly
Lorien


Oct 17 2019, 8:45pm

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The Hobbit Caption Contest CXL Can't Post

Thank you to the Halfelven one for the keys to the kingdom.
There's no time to wait, let's get to that next Caption!

Who (or what) is the object of this Orc pursuit?




Otaku-sempai
Immortal


Oct 18 2019, 12:21am

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The Ice Cream Truck will not escape us! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

"Change is inevitable. Growth is optional." - DRWolf (after John C. Maxwell)


Bracegirdle
Valinor


Oct 18 2019, 11:18pm

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After his fair share of mescaline, myopic glutton Blagh Gashnakh espies a bevy of fleeing hobbit-thighs (uncooked). / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'

Gandalf to Denethor




Lissuin
Valinor


Oct 19 2019, 12:37am

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I'm always chasing rainbows [In reply to] Can't Post

hoping to find a little bluebird some day.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e64sqYZlhSM


(This post was edited by Lissuin on Oct 19 2019, 12:38am)


Greenwood Hobbit
Valinor


Oct 19 2019, 7:06pm

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Gimme back my wig, you rotten blighters! [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Alveric
Lorien


Oct 24 2019, 6:22pm

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When Gregor Samsa woke up one morning from unsettling dreams, [In reply to] Can't Post

... he found himself changed into a monstrous vermin-hide onesie.


StingingFly
Lorien


Oct 27 2019, 7:09pm

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Winner! [In reply to] Can't Post

I can't look at that image without hearing that caption!

A perfect (and hilarious) fit.

Lead on!


Eruonen
Half-elven


Oct 30 2019, 8:38pm

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For men, the look you get when your doctor puts on that latex glove...... [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Bracegirdle
Valinor


Oct 30 2019, 9:22pm

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That's invasive !! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'

Gandalf to Denethor




Greenwood Hobbit
Valinor


Nov 7 2019, 9:56am

Post #10 of 10 (3930 views)
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Oh my - I won this too?! Right, will find a pic and post. [In reply to] Can't Post

 

 
 

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