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The Hobbit caption Contest CXXXIX

L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens


Oct 9, 3:21am

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The Hobbit caption Contest CXXXIX Can't Post

Thanks to Greenwood Hobbit for the nod. Now, what have we here?



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Otaku-sempai
Immortal


Oct 9, 4:59am

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"Dinner time!" // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

"Change is inevitable. Growth is optional." - DRWolf (after John C. Maxwell)


Ataahua
Superuser / Moderator


Oct 9, 5:52pm

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"I call this design aesthetic, 'flambe'." / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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StingingFly
Lorien


Oct 9, 11:48pm

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...in Home Alone 3: Lost in Erebor the hijinks continue, as one of the 'Wet Bandits' has his hand smashed between two giant hammers! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Cirashala
Tol Eressea


Oct 10, 12:24am

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HAHA!!! [In reply to] Can't Post

You win the internet today! LaughLaughLaugh

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Cirashala
Tol Eressea


Oct 10, 12:25am

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The dwarves can't seem to get Oin's attention no matter how hard they try // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

My writing and novels:

My Hobbit Fanfiction

My historical novel print and kindle version

My historical novels ebook version compatible with all ereaders

You can also find my novel at most major book retailers online (and for those outside the US who prefer a print book, you can find the print version at Book Depository). Search "Amazing Grace Amanda Longpre'" to find it.

Happy reading everyone!


Belegdir
Lorien


Oct 10, 1:48pm

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Fifty years apprenticing and what have they got me making? Bloody decorative spoons. [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Bracegirdle
Valinor


Oct 10, 4:54pm

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Pease porridge hot, pease porridge cold, pease porridge in the pot, nine days old. / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'

Gandalf to Denethor




Greenwood Hobbit
Grey Havens


Oct 13, 11:47am

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The new Dwarven nutcracker design fell victim to a decimal point in the wrong place. [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Loresilme
Valinor


Oct 14, 10:06pm

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"A king's weapon. Meant to be the greatest in Erebor..." [In reply to] Can't Post

"Does it have a name?"
"Sparklebringer".



Wink h/t mcustormbreaker Wink




Lissuin
Valinor


Oct 15, 12:39am

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Ha! Yeah, or Asgard, Loresilme. [In reply to] Can't Post

I just watched this again last night. Gloriously insane. Laugh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uwj5OsBIh_E


L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens


Thu, 2:19am

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Winner! You know the drill./ [In reply to] Can't Post



L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens


Thu, 2:22am

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Aside from their impractical bulk, the Mk. I 'Beats by Thror' headphones were prone to short circuits./ [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Boom-doom, shacka-lacka-boom-doom, went the drum machine in the deep.


Loresilme
Valinor


Sat, 4:51pm

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Isn’t it though?! [In reply to] Can't Post

“Gloriously insane”. Yes!
It’s so good to not forget the comic part of comic book!

 
 

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