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Greenwood Hobbit
Grey Havens
Sep 28, 4:10pm
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Caption Contest CXXXVIII
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Ataahua
Superuser
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Sep 28, 7:45pm
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Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."
"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.
Ataahua's stories
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Bracegirdle
Valinor
Sep 29, 4:49pm
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Legolas reveals to Gimli the ancient Sindarin art of “Slay then Pillage”. /
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‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'
Gandalf to Denethor
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StingingFly
Lorien
Sep 29, 5:55pm
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Legolas: "organ donor...Gimli, we're going to need that axe"
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Belegdir
Lorien
Oct 1, 6:24pm
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It says his name is 'Snuffles' and if found call 020 EVIL LORD.
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Otaku-sempai
Immortal
Oct 1, 9:08pm
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"Hey! I think we're in the wrong movie!"
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Do my eyes deceive me, or is this actually a scene from The Two Towers?
"Change is inevitable. Growth is optional." - DRWolf (after John C. Maxwell)
(This post was edited by Otaku-sempai on Oct 1, 9:09pm)
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Alveric
Rivendell
Oct 4, 5:39pm
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Man in background, shouting: Hey! Anybody seen my car keys?
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Orc (with dying breath): It's true, it wasn't my father's Oldsmobile...
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Greenwood Hobbit
Grey Havens
Oct 4, 5:46pm
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I'm spoilt for choice here - but the winner is L. Ron Halfelven for seasonality -
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and, well, just - the thought! Urgh... 'Snuffles' though -pffft! Yes folks, do make sure your pets are tagged!
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L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens
Oct 6, 2:57am
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I'm away from home at the moment and not well-placed to deal with images, but I'll have a new contest up in a couple of days.
Boom-doom, shacka-lacka-boom-doom, went the drum machine in the deep.
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Pffffffff! /
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