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Caption Contest CXXXVIII

Greenwood Hobbit
Tol Eressea

Sep 28 2019, 4:10pm

Post #1 of 13 (4702 views)
Caption Contest CXXXVIII Can't Post

What's happening here?

L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens

Sep 28 2019, 5:48pm

Post #2 of 13 (4655 views)
Arwen hands those things out like Halloween candy, doesn't she?/ [In reply to] Can't Post

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Sep 28 2019, 7:45pm

Post #3 of 13 (4636 views)
ROFL! / [In reply to] Can't Post


Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.

Ataahua's stories


Sep 28 2019, 10:04pm

Post #4 of 13 (4622 views)
Pffffffff! / [In reply to] Can't Post



Sep 29 2019, 4:49pm

Post #5 of 13 (4543 views)
Legolas reveals to Gimli the ancient Sindarin art of “Slay then Pillage”. / [In reply to] Can't Post


‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'

Gandalf to Denethor


Sep 29 2019, 5:55pm

Post #6 of 13 (4539 views)
Legolas: "organ donor...Gimli, we're going to need that axe" [In reply to] Can't Post



Sep 30 2019, 9:47pm

Post #7 of 13 (4426 views)
ROFL!!! // [In reply to] Can't Post



Oct 1 2019, 6:24pm

Post #8 of 13 (4347 views)
It says his name is 'Snuffles' and if found call 020 EVIL LORD. [In reply to] Can't Post



Oct 1 2019, 9:08pm

Post #9 of 13 (4336 views)
"Hey! I think we're in the wrong movie!" [In reply to] Can't Post

Do my eyes deceive me, or is this actually a scene from The Two Towers?

"Change is inevitable. Growth is optional." - DRWolf (after John C. Maxwell)

(This post was edited by Otaku-sempai on Oct 1 2019, 9:09pm)


Oct 4 2019, 5:39pm

Post #10 of 13 (4048 views)
Man in background, shouting: Hey! Anybody seen my car keys? [In reply to] Can't Post

Orc (with dying breath): It's true, it wasn't my father's Oldsmobile...

Greenwood Hobbit
Tol Eressea

Oct 4 2019, 5:46pm

Post #11 of 13 (4047 views)
I'm spoilt for choice here - but the winner is L. Ron Halfelven for seasonality - [In reply to] Can't Post

and, well, just - the thought! Urgh...Crazy 'Snuffles' though -pffft! Yes folks, do make sure your pets are tagged!

L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens

Oct 6 2019, 2:57am

Post #12 of 13 (3887 views)
Thag you very buch! [In reply to] Can't Post

I'm away from home at the moment and not well-placed to deal with images, but I'll have a new contest up in a couple of days.

Boom-doom, shacka-lacka-boom-doom, went the drum machine in the deep.

Greenwood Hobbit
Tol Eressea

Oct 6 2019, 3:33pm

Post #13 of 13 (3819 views)
Great - hope that doesn't mean you have a cold! Nasssty things... [In reply to] Can't Post



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