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The Hobbit Caption Contest CXXXVII

Lissuin
Valinor


Sep 14 2019, 4:46am

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The Hobbit Caption Contest CXXXVII Can't Post

Ataahua inadvertently got me reinterested in Bilbo's use of the Ring and his adventures in Thranduil's cellar, so let's rewind a bit. Caption on, Tornfolk!



original screencap: https://movie-screencaps.com/...m-6863.jpg?strip=all


(This post was edited by Lissuin on Sep 14 2019, 4:47am)


Dame Ioreth
Tol Eressea


Sep 14 2019, 10:22pm

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Bilbo wonders if trying every bottle in the bottom row was a good idea./ [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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Heed WBA when building blanket forts.
ITLs don't get enough FAS. :)

Where there's life there's hope, and need of vittles.
― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings






StingingFly
Lorien


Sep 16 2019, 2:46am

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Livin' it up at the Hotel Mirkwood... [In reply to] Can't Post

So I called up the Jailor,
'Please bring me my wine'
He said, 'we haven't had that spirit here since Third Age sixty-nine'


Dame Ioreth
Tol Eressea


Sep 18 2019, 12:31am

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Oh now I like this one!/ [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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Heed WBA when building blanket forts.
ITLs don't get enough FAS. :)

Where there's life there's hope, and need of vittles.
― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings






Greenwood Hobbit
Valinor


Sep 18 2019, 2:30pm

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Gandalf's new spectacles weren't quite up to scratch... [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Lissuin
Valinor


Sep 23 2019, 2:46pm

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Winner, Greenwood Hobbit! Onward! [In reply to] Can't Post

Because I can totally relate.
And thank you to our other fine contestants, but it's been a few years since I could. Angelic
(But I graduated high school in California in 1969, so you almost had me there.)Wink


Bracegirdle
Valinor


Sep 23 2019, 4:27pm

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Illusionist The Amazing Baggins rehearses his ‘Wicked Warlock of the West’ impression. “I’m melting! Melting!” / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'

Gandalf to Denethor



 
 

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