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The Hobbit Caption Contest CXXXVI

Ataahua
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Sep 2, 2:56am

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The Hobbit Caption Contest CXXXVI Can't Post

My apologies for the delay in starting the new comp! So I'll hand it to the excellent and admirable Bilbo to get our imaginations started: what could be happening here?



Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauronís master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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Otaku-sempai
Immortal


Sep 2, 3:22pm

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Lissuin
Valinor


Sep 2, 3:49pm

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He stepped down and vanished. [In reply to] Can't Post

There was a blinding flash of light, and the guests all blinked. When they opened their eyes Bilbo was nowhere to be seen....


Ethel Duath
Half-elven


Sep 2, 10:57pm

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Hahahaha!!!! :D // [In reply to] Can't Post

 



Ataahua
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Sep 3, 12:23am

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Ah - I made a booboo. [In reply to] Can't Post

Let's try that again:




Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauronís master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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Lissuin
Valinor


Sep 3, 3:23am

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Yeah...nah, guys, an old bone ain't gonna cut it. [In reply to] Can't Post




Greenwood Hobbit
Grey Havens


Sep 4, 9:57pm

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Bilbo's determined jingling of keys did not win him a place in the Shire Symphonia. [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Ataahua
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Sep 11, 4:19am

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I still think this is the best response, so ... winner! :) / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauronís master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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Lissuin
Valinor


Sep 11, 10:23am

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Cheers, Ataahua! [In reply to] Can't Post

CU all back here in just a couple of days.
Smile

 
 

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