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Loresilme
Valinor
Aug 21, 11:22am
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The Hobbit Caption Contest CXXXV
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Whoo hoo! It's the 135th edition of The Hobbit Caption Contest! Many thanks to Otaku-sempai for the nod on the last round!
Here we have our next entry. Caption away, all! Tell us what's really going on here!
Here's a link to the original large image.
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Otaku-sempai
Immortal
Aug 21, 3:01pm
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GANDALF: "Please give a big round of applause to the Blue Mountains Barbershop Quartet!" //
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"Change is inevitable. Growth is optional." - DRWolf (after John C. Maxwell)
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Ataahua
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Aug 21, 8:19pm
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Gandalf picks out which Dwarf stole his pipe-weed. /
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Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."
"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.
Ataahua's stories
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StingingFly
Lorien
Aug 21, 9:57pm
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Gandalf: "with the addition of new characters, there will now only be enough screen time for four of the 'not-hot' dwarves...."
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"....hold on, I have just been informed that they are adding multiple scenes for 'cross-dressing Alfrid' and Legolas riding both a bat and a quadriplegic troll....Oin and Gloin, please sit down with the others."
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Loresilme
Valinor
Aug 27, 12:28am
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Ha! They all look guilty as charged  . Over to you, Ataahua!
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Ataahua
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Aug 29, 3:36am
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It'll be a few days before I can arrange the next comp, but i'll get to it. 
Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."
"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.
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Bracegirdle
Valinor
Sep 3, 8:24pm
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The Four Farthing Stones queue-up for their rendition of Khazâd ai-Menu?*.
*Singing to the now well-known & plagiarized by some Beatles tune of All You Need is Love.
‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'
Gandalf to Denethor
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