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The Hobbit Caption Contest CXXXV

Loresilme
Valinor


Aug 21, 11:22am

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The Hobbit Caption Contest CXXXV Can't Post

Whoo hoo! It's the 135th edition of The Hobbit Caption Contest! Many thanks to Otaku-sempai for the nod on the last round!
Here we have our next entry. Caption away, all! Tell us what's really going on here!





Here's a link to the original large image.


Otaku-sempai
Immortal


Aug 21, 3:01pm

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GANDALF: "Please give a big round of applause to the Blue Mountains Barbershop Quartet!" // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

"Change is inevitable. Growth is optional." - DRWolf (after John C. Maxwell)


Ataahua
Superuser / Moderator


Aug 21, 8:19pm

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Gandalf picks out which Dwarf stole his pipe-weed. / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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StingingFly
Lorien


Aug 21, 9:57pm

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Gandalf: "with the addition of new characters, there will now only be enough screen time for four of the 'not-hot' dwarves...." [In reply to] Can't Post

"....hold on, I have just been informed that they are adding multiple scenes for 'cross-dressing Alfrid' and Legolas riding both a bat and a quadriplegic troll....Oin and Gloin, please sit down with the others."


Loresilme
Valinor


Aug 27, 12:28am

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Winner! [In reply to] Can't Post

Ha! They all look guilty as charged Wink. Over to you, Ataahua!


Ataahua
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Aug 29, 3:36am

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Thanks, Loresilme! [In reply to] Can't Post

It'll be a few days before I can arrange the next comp, but i'll get to it. Smile

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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Bracegirdle
Valinor


Sep 3, 8:24pm

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‘The Shire’s Got Talent’ [In reply to] Can't Post

The Four Farthing Stones queue-up for their rendition of Khazâd ai-Menu?*.

*Singing to the now well-known & plagiarized by some Beatles tune of All You Need is Love.

‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'

Gandalf to Denethor



 
 

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